Out of Context Quotes

[XsjadoBlayde]

(Edited to be entirely out of context)

 

[Drathnoxis]

“I love that his cruelty stems from the fact that he cannot comprehend that others aren't as strong as him. He performed equally horrific experiments on his own body, and due to the modifications he's in constant agony, but he pushes through it with unbreakable will. He can't understand that while he can brush off the constant torture, others can't. He thinks it's something they can endure, just like him, not understanding that everyone has different breaking points. He can only see the strength in others, he can't pity them because he can't see why they're afraid. I've never seen a villain like Bondrewd, and it takes a really sick genius to be able to construct him so well. I just hope MiA can be finished before the author goes to jail for paedophilia.”

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"When are they going to think up a bug that hugs you and gives you milk and cookies?"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"This seperation is as simple as a Hollywood divorce."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I measure my self worth in oboes."

 

[Drathnoxis]

" 'Do you want to sniff Faputa's butt, sosu?'
'What? May I?! ... Oh my! Smells like the sun and steamed potatoes...?!' "

The context is that it isn't actually a butt. It's her cloaca.

 

[Asita]

"As a kid, I was victim of the most vicious propaganda ever. People kept telling me that money wasn't everything. And I believed it!"

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

"What if my robot girlfriends are unionising?!"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"What if my robot girlfriends are unionising?!"

...

Is that union-ising or un-ionising?

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

...

Is that union-ising or un-ionising?

Lol, the former. Don't make me spell it like the Americans do! 🫣

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And that's the reason why I was scared by pants."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Fighting games are like six year olds in a playground. They’re full of energy and fun to watch but the moment you try getting your hands on them everyone beats the shit out of you."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"You are beyond help, okay? You let a stranger hack your butthole."

 

[Thaluikhain]

Have you not considered that there is probably something seriously wrong with your homegrown estimates of prehistoric ruminants?

 

[Gordon_4]

"You're dead to me can opener!"

 

[Asita]

"He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Fill my mouth with skips, daddy!"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Please pray for me so that my menstruation can become normal again, for my womb to be healthy and stop the endless miscarriages."

 

[Gordon_4]

"No, I have unfinished business with that little scrote. If anyone's going to fuck him up the arse with a Christmas Tree its gonna be me"

 

[Asita]

"Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them in a carpet and burning it...you'd better make sure they're dead."