Turns out Kyle Rittenhouse is too stupid for the military branch whose meme is they all eat crayons. The rest of this story is how this group polished up Kyle for his trial, got him to actually pass high school, then gave him a free ride through any college of his choice to do whatever he wanted, and he threw it all away.
Oh, but also
Gunnery Sergeant : Left shoulder, hut!
Gunnery Sergeant : Private Kyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps?
Private Kyle : Sir, I don't know, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant : You are dumb, Private Kyle, but do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?
Private Kyle : Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant : Then you did that on purpose! You wanna be different!
Private Kyle : Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : [slaps Kyle on the left side of his face] What side was that, Private Kyle?
Private Kyle : Sir, left side, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant: Are you sure, Private Kyle?
Private Pyle : Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : [Slaps Kyle on the right side of his face] What side was that, Private Kyle?
Private Kyle : Sir, right side, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant : Don't fuck with me again, Kyle! Pick up your fuckin' cover!