Recent content by A Gray Phantom

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    Zero Punctuation: Deadpool

    My experience so far with DP (gosh that sounds dirty har har) was, "Wow! Funny! Zany!" Then I got to Genosha and the pace REALLY ground to a halt. Also, the difficulty ramped up, but not in a fun way, more in the "enemies have more health but are still boring" way. I'm sure I'll get back to...
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    Escapist News Now: Ellen Page Vs. Naughty Dog

    Well, I remarked before that if Last of Us ever turns into a movie that Page would be perfect to be cast as Ellie.
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    Zero Punctuation: Remember Me

    Title still reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Bender erects an Egyptian monument to himself.
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    Zero Punctuation: System Shock 2

    I would play System Shock and System Shock 2, but I've seen clips. I don't think they've aged well.
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    Zero Punctuation: Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

    I would love it if there were this big reveal that E. Gadd turns out to be this monstrous villain. Think about it, he enslaves all the ghosts with horrid mind control power, but when they liberate themselves (and never actually harm anyone, as they keep to themselves in the mansion) E. Gadd...
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    Zero Punctuation: Kid Icarus: Uprising

    Yahtzee liked Eternal Darkness? Really?! The game was gimmicky at best. Oh wait, what game did he review today?
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill: Downpour

    Minecraft is scary than most survival horror games I've played. Why? Because I actually have something worth losing, and creepers are like freakin' kamikaze ninjas 0_o;
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    Escape to the Movies: The Artist

    Eh, I'm on the fence.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Artist

    I was rooting for the military the whole time, especially the Bad Guy.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Artist

    I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I especially loved the music. Each piece was taken from one film or another as an homage to its predecessors. I was touched when I heard Bernard Herrmann's "Scene d'Amour," and then moved to tears by the end of it. I can't remember the last time a movie has EVER...
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

    Until now I thought that Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 were the same game. No, seriously, I really did think they were the same game. ... And I still can't tell the difference! D:
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    Force A Teen Girl To Swordfight, Go To Jail

    I clicked this thinking, "Now, when you say swordfight..."
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    Name Game: Nyan Puss

    Tentacles... OH! So she's one of THOSE kind of girls!
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    Seattle "Superhero" Arrested For Pepper Spray Assault

    Please check out the New York Initiative. The Dark Guardian has been doing this years before Phoenix was. There's also Mr. Extreme. He's from California, and the police there have gone on record to tell the public that if there's a problem that the police can't help them with, then they should...
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    Unskippable: Sonic and the Black Knight

    Have you ever heard of a woman named Alix Henriol? Look her up. Or better yet, don't (she's kinda freaky). I do remember the "realistic dystopian" Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. He was addicted to chili dogs in that cartoon, too. No seriously. In one episode, him and Sally Acorn tried to time...