Recent content by alpha0924

This should help. [http://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/SimCity_4]

"And sex only lasts like 10 seconds" Oh, 10 seconds? Look at Yahtzee, bragging about how long he can last in bed.

That worker's comp story was from as far back as at least April. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/woman-injured-during-sex-workers-compensation_n_1438084.html Also, what was the answer to the last part? Was it actually hillbilly porn?

What? They took our good toilet. I never got a chance to use it. This is so unfair, Canada.

That's the one you choose to be curious about? Not "The accident with the squirrel" that somehow got him banned from using string?

It's not that everyone is instantly attracted to someone who is taken. It's that some people are.

You see, the difference here is that people who call a phone chat line just want someone to talk to. Someone who pays people to act like their girlfriend on facebook *are* creeps. Not because they're lonely people who want someone to talk to, but because they're willing to flat out lie to people...

I like how the "bullets" are actually the brass of the rifle cartridge without any bullet whatsoever. Subtle.

And now I'm reminded of The Tale of Matt Wiggins.

I wear vaginas now. Vaginas a- you know what. I think I'll just see myself out now.

Feed Dump: The best reason to be up at 9 during spring break. Also, Morgan!

No more doom booties? I am mildly disappointed.

Why is everyone talking about Steampunk Terminator? Steampunk is typically Victorian era stuff. But I agree that early 20th century terminator would be completely awesome. Also, that Leno impersonation wasn't quite right. You didn't explain the joke afterward.

Wait, so Kate's new years resolution is to help Kathleen fulfill her new years resolutions?