Recent content by alpha0924

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    LoadingReadyRun: Frank Miller's SimCity

    This should help. []
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    Zero Punctuation: The Cave

    "And sex only lasts like 10 seconds" Oh, 10 seconds? Look at Yahtzee, bragging about how long he can last in bed.
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    Feed Dump: Workplace Comp

    That worker's comp story was from as far back as at least April. Also, what was the answer to the last part? Was it actually hillbilly porn?
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    Feed Dump: Drug Lobsters

    What? They took our good toilet. I never got a chance to use it. This is so unfair, Canada.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Scout's Dishonor

    That's the one you choose to be curious about? Not "The accident with the squirrel" that somehow got him banned from using string?
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    Feed Dump: Facebook Girlfriend

    It's not that everyone is instantly attracted to someone who is taken. It's that some people are.
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    Feed Dump: Facebook Girlfriend

    You see, the difference here is that people who call a phone chat line just want someone to talk to. Someone who pays people to act like their girlfriend on facebook *are* creeps. Not because they're lonely people who want someone to talk to, but because they're willing to flat out lie to people...
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    Zero Punctuation: Sniper Elite V2

    I like how the "bullets" are actually the brass of the rifle cartridge without any bullet whatsoever. Subtle.
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Bee Team

    And now I'm reminded of The Tale of Matt Wiggins.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Some Kind of Geek

    I wear vaginas now. Vaginas a- you know what. I think I'll just see myself out now.
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    Feed Dump: Commentary All Stars

    Feed Dump: The best reason to be up at 9 during spring break. Also, Morgan!
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    LoadingReadyRun: Cruising

    No more doom booties? I am mildly disappointed.
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    Unskippable: L.A. Noire

    Why is everyone talking about Steampunk Terminator? Steampunk is typically Victorian era stuff. But I agree that early 20th century terminator would be completely awesome. Also, that Leno impersonation wasn't quite right. You didn't explain the joke afterward.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Ways to Ring in the New Year

    Wait, so Kate's new years resolution is to help Kathleen fulfill her new years resolutions?