Recent content by Blackout62

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    The Counterattack

    Ooh, Kirkland. That's Costco's secret really good water when it's not actually piss.
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    Unskippable: Assassin's Creed: Rogue - French Red

    You mean Assassin's Creed: Colin Farrell? ...Which in a perfect world I imagine would just be In Bruges.
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    Unskippable: Bayonetta 2, Part 1 - Never Jaywalk in New York City

    "Some heels without guns". You know from reading all the essays I never knew if I actually liked Bayonetta instead of just respecting the character. The line clinches it.
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    Unskippable: Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers!

    Watch it Graham, mentioning that shiny skin is considered racist on BSN.
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    Unskippable: Ni no Kuni - Shortest Quest Ever

    And that's exactly what made Super 8 brilliant.
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    Feed Dump: Man Delivers Baby Porcupine

    I was expecting Paul to run in and slap that sled off Graham's head. "That's my thing" he yells.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Relaxation Situation

    What you didn't see was James's mandatory cop mustache. That said I picture Kathleen as a lady cop in a not entirely unlike Top of the Lake scenario. I mean the cool badass detective parts, not the Top of the Lake parts.
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    Feed Dump: Holidays, Pants and Problems

    A good triad of sexy low voices this feed dump.
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    No Right Answer: Required Viewing Before You Die

    Woah! When was there a sexy photoshoot of the cast of Firefly? I'm turned on by all of them, even Ron Glass!
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    Feed Dump: We Are The Fat

    Alright, Home Dump, just like the later Phailhauses. Time to get lost in Graham's eyes.
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Fountain

    Of course! If he's buried upside down then mind's eyes shall face towards the Earth's core and... [one long ass pice of flimsy exposition later]... The Shroud of Turin is in Detroit!
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    LoadingReadyRun: Open and Shut

    Damn it Graham you can't break up with me because I'm breaking up with you! And you, and you, and you, and you, and the cat, and you, and Rosco. Especially Rosco!
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    Feed Dump: Take a Body Break with a Beaver

    I'm going to have to clarify for you guys on that sparkling water. I'm getting reports from Gawker that it was LaCroix sparkling water a drink I can only refer to as the most 80s Miami gay bar of sparkling waters.
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    Cam wasn't acerbic in this video. Something has gone deeply wrong with the world.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Ways to Make Money

    Yeah, I'm surprised they could make a video appearance what with what happened to their extended relatives last night.