Recent content by Blackout62

Ooh, Kirkland. That's Costco's secret really good water when it's not actually piss.

You mean Assassin's Creed: Colin Farrell? ...Which in a perfect world I imagine would just be In Bruges.

"Some heels without guns". You know from reading all the essays I never knew if I actually liked Bayonetta instead of just respecting the character. The line clinches it.

Watch it Graham, mentioning that shiny skin is considered racist on BSN.

And that's exactly what made Super 8 brilliant.

I was expecting Paul to run in and slap that sled off Graham's head. "That's my thing" he yells.

What you didn't see was James's mandatory cop mustache. That said I picture Kathleen as a lady cop in a not entirely unlike Top of the Lake scenario. I mean the cool badass detective parts, not the Top of the Lake parts.

A good triad of sexy low voices this feed dump.

Woah! When was there a sexy photoshoot of the cast of Firefly? I'm turned on by all of them, even Ron Glass!

Alright, Home Dump, just like the later Phailhauses. Time to get lost in Graham's eyes.

Of course! If he's buried upside down then mind's eyes shall face towards the Earth's core and... [one long ass pice of flimsy exposition later]... The Shroud of Turin is in Detroit!

Damn it Graham you can't break up with me because I'm breaking up with you! And you, and you, and you, and you, and the cat, and you, and Rosco. Especially Rosco!

I'm going to have to clarify for you guys on that sparkling water. I'm getting reports from Gawker that it was LaCroix sparkling water a drink I can only refer to as the most 80s Miami gay bar of sparkling waters.

Cam wasn't acerbic in this video. Something has gone deeply wrong with the world.

Yeah, I'm surprised they could make a video appearance what with what happened to their extended relatives last night.