Recent content by empirialtank

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    Judging By The Cover: Judging The Beatles White Album

    So now I'm going to be that guy and point out that the apostles Paul and Peter weren't present for the Crucifixion of Christ as Paul was still and Pharisee and wouldn't have cared if that Nazarene heretic had finally gotten what was coming to him, and Peter was running like a ***** after the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 3

    It's probably going to take spot number 2 for the simple glorious fun of it all. His GOTY will probably be Undertale since it makes major innovations in video game story telling by waging active psychological warfare against what ever goal the player seems to be going for. At this point I...
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    The Big Picture: Mr. Mario Goes To Hollywood

    All right here's my pitch for a super mario brothers movie: Mario and Luigi are two young men who after failing out of college or the collapse of a small business venture are forced to turn to their father to get them a job in a local plumbing business. When the two brothers demonstrate their...
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    Escape to the Movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Dark and Action-Packed

    What i want to know is what this all means for Agents of Shield? Will all future agents of shield episodes be taken place in some kind of pre-winter soldier time? Will audiences be willing to accept that? Is the show going to do a story arc about Coulson and the others helping Nick Fury find...
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    The Big Picture: Junk Drawer 2014

    the idea of the rock as lex luther made me pause the video and laugh to myself for a worrying amount of time. I would totally support that casting.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker HD

    So after a quick google search I learned that mingegurgle is not a real word at all. I did however learn that menegur, a word quite similar to mingegurgle, is Indonesian for reprimand. How about that.
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: About The Drought

    I liked the part where Jim said the word "emotions" It really spoke to me and gave me more polygons making me more emotional.
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: The Straw Beast

    always knew Yahtzee was a tentacle man. This is what happens people when you don't thank God for Jim, the devil corrupts him and he sets out to destroy all video games. You have been warned people, you have been warned.
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    No Right Answer: Who Would Win Fan Submissions

    Marilyn Monroe vs Angelina Jolie in a beard growing competition the Epic Rap Battles of History crew vs the Epic Mealtime crew in a Lincoln-Douglas style debate over the merits of an independent Palestinian state Judge Judy vs Judge Dread in The Kentucky Derby Miley Cirus vs The...
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    The Big Picture: The New Originals

    yeah definitely going to go see this. Even if it sucks i still get to spend all of next week making Megas XLR jokes everywhere i go.
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Games, Games, Everywhere.

    I would really like to get into the nine different kinds of irony and symbolism that Jim seems to be working with, but I can't get over how much it looks like he's getting a BJ during the first few frames of that video.
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    The Big Picture: With Great Power

    Bob, have you ever read through the comment sections on Youtube? or been to 4chan? do you really expect these people to suddenly turn around and become a global force for good? Get real Bob, its rules 4 and 5: Do not Forgive, Do not Forget. Or to put another way: Cultures are defined and...
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    Jimquisition: PS4 - Doing Nothing, Meaning Everything

    Congratulations Jim you now understand how conservatives feel about most politics. A lack of progress is preferable to getting screwed up the arse. OT: I really hope that Sony does stay true to the promises they made at E3, if they do i see this being a rather good console generation for...
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    Electronic Arts Confirms Danger Close Closure

    New Orleans i think, with a New HongKong Wake that EA itself will come to with any luck. and a link for anyone who wants to get that reference:
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: To Kill a Microsoft-bird

    Jim the extents you go to for those last line puns is amazing, great ballad. Yahtzee seems to be experimenting with some complex rhyming schemes this week, quite impressive but hard to do with a pirate voice. Now I am left wondering how buoyant diamonds are, and how long its going to be...