Recent content by J-Val

The scientist NPC who tries to warn you that they and their colleagues have accidentally unleashed zombies in the area, only to be killed mid-sentence by either an aforementioned zombie or a falling object.

Am I the only one who actually enjoyed Final Fantasy: Spirits Within? And personally, Halo would make the worst movie ever. Considering the plot basically consists of "Aliens + Guns = Win", it would be the most pappy, cheesy action flick ever concocted.

How could no one of mentioned Steven Speilberg's epic "Schindler's List"? It's the greatest movie ever made.

"They came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for...

Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3...

Half Life 2 - Episode 2: An emotionally neutral mute saves the world. Alyx can come too.

He gets paid for criticising games, so it's generally not a good idea to use his review as the basis on whether you buy a game or not.

Most of these so-called "conspiracy theories" seem to be completely founded on a single unknown detail. "Hey! Do you know that before he got shot, no one saw JFK get into the car?! Sounds suspicious to me. The government must have killed him..." Firstly, Loose Change is a load of crap, from...

I put my money on Left 4 Dead being a big dissapointment. It's basically just Counter-Strike with zombies.

Is it too late to join? If not, shotgun Engineer.

Well, obviously a brand-spanking new MMORPG isn't going to have all the content of a ten-year old Behemoth. Give it time.

Mass Effect by far - and that's in direct competition with Deus Ex, Morrowind AND KotOR!

Funny, because Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne does tie up the series, including the characters you mentioned. And ending on an MMORPG is a good way to conclude a franchise, as it means that it will last forever, rather than abruptly ending and being lost to memory.

Yahtzee doesn't own Patent Pending on the problems with Assassin's Creed.

Completing a Terrorist Hunt on Rainbow Six: Vegas with High amount of enemies, Realistic damage and only a Desert Eagle. Yeah, that's how boring my life is...