Recent content by Pirate1019

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Brings a tear to my eye every time. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ&ob=av3e]

Who has two thumbs and didn't buy a buggy RPG from a developer that has never released a good game ever? This guy.

I'm not a huge FPS guy, but I'd throw my weight behind TF2 if you can sacrifice the ungodly amount of hard drive space it takes to install the fucking thing. As a bonus it's free now. There are a bunch of classes, so chances are anybody can find at least 1 thing they enjoy doing in that game...

Really? The 'C-word'? I honestly didn't even know what you were talking about until I scrolled down to find out. **** is such an unoffensive word. The only reason it carries any weight is because women see it as a slate against them, much like ****** is only offensive (when whitey says it)...

The success rate of my threads is [error: cannot divide by zero]

My PS2 is a newer slim model, but it's gone through more shit than most of your old ass systems. I hoof that shit all over the place and it's normally just tossed into a backpack and left to clunk around with a dozen other things. I voided the warranty when I tore it open to tape and tissue mod...

Indie games and freeware shine when you're looking for stuff that can install on a microwave, especially if you enjoy games with an arcade flavor. Look toward Steam for the indie titles, and for freeware even the most basic google-fu will get you hundreds of good downloads. If you're looking...

Trophies and achievements ruined the high score, not cheating. That was modding and hacking's fault.

Enter the Void. I won't even bother justifying that claim.

If you want to put money to a good cause and still play games then you need to nut up and start diving into the very affordable indie/freeware game market instead of trying to justify your theft of AAA titles. AAA games are only called AAA games because there are less expensive options...

"Look at me trying to impress the internet by showing off how inappropriate I am in public."

Witnessing crimes? That's weaksauce. I'm out committing crimes all day erryday, but not really. Mostly just on weeknights.

EVE Online's new-ish character creator is balls to the wall awesome if you're into that kind of thing. Pretty much everything else pales in comparison.

Anybody that's not a complete twat donkey can use his reviews constructively for game purchases. Yahtzee is nothing if not honest about games. His opinions in the videos just need to be adjusted for comedic hyperbole.