Recent content by The Afrodactyl

I have no objections to having kids, I just dislike kids when they hit a certain age. I really like kids when they're proper little tots, but I absolutely despise them when they hit the age where they start getting obnoxious and lippy.

In no particular order: Creep Paranoid Android 15 Step Exit Music For A Film 2 + 2 = 5

Purple, because purple is the best colour. Period.

Here's my anger routine: 1. Music on. Loud. The louder the better. 2. Go somewhere where I'm alone. 3. Take shirt off. 4. Go through kata routines, and/or kumite combinations against the air. Alternative: 1. Music on. Loud. The louder the better. 2. Go somewhere where I'm alone. 3...

I saw my mate's resident ghost the other week. I was sitting in her front room with everyone else, and then I saw a quilt move off of the sofa as if someone was throwing it off them to get up, and saw a woman get up off the sofa and move towards the tv, then disappear. I asked who was in the...

I'm gonna spoiler mine, cause it's kinda bad.....

Last week, I paid £50 to have me and my mates see the Lion King in the cinema. We were almost thrown out for singing along to each and every song :D

I was 20 minutes late to a science exam and almost passed out from blood loss in said exam because I got headbutted and bit off about a centimetre off of the end of my tongue.

Hippo beats Rhinoceros. By far. Round 3 - Pelican vs. Owl

I didn't do my homework, and now I'm a soldier. Don't do your homework, kid! (In all honesty though, I was an A student that dropped out to become a soldier. Do your homework, kid; it can't exactly hurt, can it?)

Being poked in the face with a tv remote because my friends thought i was dead. I apparently breathe very quietly and move very little when i sleep.

I've thought about this. Plan A: Attempt to start up a militia-like defence force. Get vapourised during our final charge onto the guns of our enemy. Plan B: Attempt to defend my loved ones. Get vapourised trying to save them from the guns of our enemy. Plan C: Not realise invasion is...

I tend to stare at the ceiling, sleep, eat or play yugioh when i need to get something done.

Aside from a few things that I cannot be bothered to list, the new thing wrong with my body is that the muscles in my right shoulder and right hand side fo my neck instantly seize up the instant i attempt to use them. Because my body is crap. :EDIT: Also, I appear to be a mosquito magnet...

I'm not sure if this is a disability, but the cartilage in my knees likes to eat itself. It means that one moment i'll be fine, and then i won't be able to walk :/