Recent content by TheIceface

I played through doom on nightmare mode without using plasma rifle or BFG. Only made it through the first 3 episodes (not levels), and it took me quite a bit of time/patience. Then I went outside and got a tan.

Apparently people don't like being told when they're wrong... This one came as a shock to me, although I don't expect I'll stop slamming people in the face with the truth anytime soon. Truth hurts and pain builds character.

PCP on cornflakes. Usually the kick I need.

I considered making the doom-guy face as my avatar, but I figured someone already did it, so I made this stupid looping animation instead. The problem is I craved originality, yet still wanted to pay tribute to one of my favorite games while instilling a deep philosophical message ( for...

That is actually really cool. All the jobs I've held are boring: Teacher, Game Tester, Custodian, Shylock...

Would it be completely unrealistic to assume that someone claiming to be a geek could be creepy? If you're a regular Casanova, good for you, but if she gets a court order, that's your cue to find another girl. As for stereotypes? Stereotypes wouldn't exist if they weren't true. <--famous...

Its like this, the thought of running around in armor with padded swords and "gently tapping" people does not appeal to me any more than ballet, or figure skating. The thought of me running around asserting my dominance, and physical + mental superiority on people by giving them a clear-cut...

What were you doing going 90mph? My close call: I almost got in a fight with a drunk Chinese guy at a massage parlor in China. Sounds innocent enough until you realize that I can be jailed for hitting a Chinese national citizen, even if he started it. The Chinese government frowns very...

I actually just shave with a pocketknife and some water. It also happens to be what I use to trim my nose hairs and butter my scones.... Naw, I'm just messing with ya. I have like a stallion... in my nose... I would never cut it.

Fun for you or fun for them?

I dunno, it still all looks the same to me; the art style, the voice acting, the hair. The thing I can't stand, is the eyes, oh how I hate the eyes. Just FYI, my oldest brother had me watch a movie called "Cat Soup". Weird as hell, but I enjoyed it. It wasn't "sickeningly cute" or...

They have this type of game in droves as flash games online. Or you could just play something like dynasty warriors and skip the "plot" text at the beginning of every mission. Or you could just play Halo.

I might actually be interested in "LARPing" if I could inflict serious bodily harm on other people. From what I understand, how hard you hit the person isn't taken into accounts as "doing more damage'. I can hit pretty hard, I would like that to be acknowledged when fighting people.

The option to make the game scarier/darker by fixing/eliminating the fog. I know there are console commands to do it, but they're only usable on sv_cheat servers, they only apply to the person who types it in, and they play hell with the flashlights and dynamic lighting. Playing as a normal...

Dead parrot or Argument Clinic (or whatever they were called.