A cult forms around you. How do you react?
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Another cult based around me? Well fuck, I guess I'll write another book of doctrine and impart it uppon them, then start a few little... projects, with about 500 people, I could probably spread the "Word" all the faster, having to do little outside of writing another book, and let them grow my personal army, then, I take a couple of small countries, not overtly, more of a puppet state dealy, control them, turn them into productive, progressive states, slowly build up forces, infiltrate a few more countries, and within say... 30 years, own the fuckin' world...
Then, reach for space!
Then, reach for space!
Get them doing something useful like fundraising for something I cared about. Dunno what yet though.
Maybe I could get them to stop the man with the penny whistle from playing, he makes my cringe go into overdrive.
Most likely I'd just use them to fix up my house.
Maybe I could get them to stop the man with the penny whistle from playing, he makes my cringe go into overdrive.
Most likely I'd just use them to fix up my house.
That depends, how many cute guys are in the cult? KIDDINGKIDDINGKIDDING.
I'd probably do my best to try and disband it. I'm not exactly what you'd call a rolemodel/saint/second coming.
I'd probably do my best to try and disband it. I'm not exactly what you'd call a rolemodel/saint/second coming.
I wouldn't let them think I was a god, I would set them straight and give them my best possible philosophy and leave them with the idea that they should believe what they personally wish to believe based on truths and morality. However if the cult continued to exist, I'd modify it to serve some of my needs, while giving them a sense of belonging. I'm not above using people who have been explicitly told I'm not what they were led to believe I am. After awhile I feel the whole thing would blow over anyway, I'd certainly do my best to make sure it didn't get out of hand.
I'd demand money to live comfortably and sex from the hot members.
And the recruitment of more members.
But I wouldn't be excessive to avoid getting noticed by the authority.... actually, I'd impose a strict code of secrecy.
And the recruitment of more members.
But I wouldn't be excessive to avoid getting noticed by the authority.... actually, I'd impose a strict code of secrecy.
How I'd react?
SWEET!!!! I have my personal army of brainwashed minions!!!
Time to start the plan...
SWEET!!!! I have my personal army of brainwashed minions!!!
Time to start the plan...
There's already a cult formed around me. I do drop by once in a while, and they bow and kiss my hooves. This loving act makes me blush a little bit. Then they form a circle around me, eager to begin their worship of me. I accept their love, and I return the gesture to every single one of them. They don't tire me out, but they do make even the most boring of weeks interesting!
