Monxerot said:
Minecraft:
Exploring Cave complex
i carry with my diamond riches and iron, coal galore
no porkchops left or anything to eat
1 armor left and 1 heart left
*hears a cow moo and a chicken*
aaah soon freedom
*hears SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
....fuck
If you want to know danger,
or face something unique.
Then you'll see nothing stranger
than this phallic physique.
Creepers walk upright,
not on two legs, but
four.
They will spend all night
camping... outside of your door.
They have green skin (or fur?)
thanks to crazy designers.
They're wild saboteurs,
always blowing up miners.
Do they do reproduction?
One cannot be sure.
Do they end in destruction
without making more?
No spawning of young.
They don't hatch from a den.
They don't eat. (Or make dung.)
And I think they're all men.
They don't seem to grow.
They don't make an abode.
Their life-cycle runs so:
They are born, then explode.
They are the least harmless,
in all of the lands.
They run around armless,
and lacking in hands.
Fear them by night.
And fear them by day.
If you want to live right.
Then stay out of their way.
Do not disrespect them.
Double-check your bedroom.
When you least expect it:
"SHIT NO", KA-BOOOOOM.
OT: Left 4 Dead's "direcor" can be really mean at times.