At least he copyright system actually requires you to have created something of worth.ciortas1 said:And this is why the patenting system is possibly even more fucked up than the copyright system.
At least he copyright system actually requires you to have created something of worth.ciortas1 said:And this is why the patenting system is possibly even more fucked up than the copyright system.
But you see, my friend here patented matter and energy, therefore he patented you, therefore, your patent belongs to us! HAHAHAHAHA!WanderingFool said:I already patented that name.Super Toast said:We shall name ourselves... The Evil League of Evil! It will be glorious!Rex Dark said:Well, I guess I'll patent matter and energy then...Super Toast said:Just one step closer to world domination! HAHAHA!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
I'm sorry everyone, I patented the word "patent" and all variations of it.Super Toast said:But you see, my friend here patented matter and energy, therefore he patented you, therefore, your patent belongs to us! HAHAHAHAHA!WanderingFool said:I already patented that name.Super Toast said:We shall name ourselves... The Evil League of Evil! It will be glorious!Rex Dark said:Well, I guess I'll patent matter and energy then...Super Toast said:Just one step closer to world domination! HAHAHA!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
Super Toast said:But you see, my friend here patented matter and energy, therefore he patented you, therefore, your patent belongs to us! HAHAHAHAHA!WanderingFool said:I already patented that name.Super Toast said:We shall name ourselves... The Evil League of Evil! It will be glorious!Rex Dark said:Well, I guess I'll patent matter and energy then...Super Toast said:Just one step closer to world domination! HAHAHA!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
I'll take the sea!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
SHIT! ninja'd by IBM?? well... well.... I want to patent... being alive.Keava said:Sorry guys, but IBM already applied to patent patents, so you're all out of luck with all those patents. -> http://www.tomshardware.com/news/ibm-patents-the-patent,11868.html
Let the Patent Wars begin.
Bring up the Greek gods, Why is it Zues was the ruler of them all? If I was Posiden or Hades, I would have called foul on that...Simalacrum said:I'll take the sea!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
[sub]Maybe this is how the Greek God's divided up the territories amongst one another... "k, Hades, you can have the patent to the underworld, feel free to sue anyone who uses it with their immortal souls..."[/sub]
I beat you to it.Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
Ugh, you're gonna make this hard for me, cause now I have to somehow alter my entire bodily functions so that I only breathe in oxygen, since Air is made up of manycomponents... I hate having to alter my Genetic Coding for these issues dude...therandombear said:We could cooperate, I'll patent breathing, that way we get to sue anyone who is breathing air!Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
That seems pretty obvious to me, because these three have the money or at least the largest portion of it. Going after little companies would prove fruitless because even if it was ruled in their favor, they wouldn't have the means to pay them the amounts required. A large company may also be more likely to settle out of court.Celtic_Kerr said:But seriously, they're only attacking three companies? You'd think they'd go after Zipper? (for those who don't know, Zipper created MAG, an ONLY online shooter that allows 256 people to participate in "tournaments" on one map.) You'd think they'd hit the company making online only games XD
And WoW is arguabnly not a tournament, as you are technically not directly pitted against one another in order to decide a winner.
Definition of tournament: a sporting competition in which contestants play a series of games to decide the winner
tkioz said:Patent Trolls, Companies patenting the human-fucking-genome, the excessive length of IP and Copyright, and vague nonsense common sense patents are the reason the entire Intellectual Property system needs a massive overall.
Already did that, I'll sue you.Fetzenfisch said:I am going to patent "a device and or program that is used to do stuff".