Alcohol

[Kaymish]

we have a difficult relation ship she is the strange cousin who visits only occasionally
i dont drink for some time then i will get in a social situation where its OK to get trashed and i wake up some time later somewhere really disturbing last time it was the middle of a forest and my blouse was in a bush

i dont drink much any more

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

What is your relationship with alcoholic beverages?

I love them but they don't love me.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

To quote Jim Jeffries "NOBODY LIKES THE TASTE. We drink because we have to!"

Alcohol is overrated but easier to get hold of than anything with better effects. I generally can't be bothered to get drunk except at house parties because puking and passing out is preferable to talking to most people I know.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I'm 14 I don't drink alcohol.

I've tried it, and personally, I despise the taste.

go find some Baileys...no I mean now. GO!

but yes, I love me some drunken shenanigans

I did actually try Baileys, it just tasted like a vanilla late mixed with gasoline.

I'M OLD GREG! (cookie for ref, as it does in fact have to do with Baileys....)

 

[Ithera]

I have a sensible and balanced relationship.

 

[DividedUnity]

I'm 14 I don't drink alcohol.

I've tried it, and personally, I despise the taste.

go find some Baileys...no I mean now. GO!

but yes, I love me some drunken shenanigans

I did actually try Baileys, it just tasted like a vanilla late mixed with gasoline.

I'M OLD GREG! (cookie for ref, as it does in fact have to do with Baileys....)

Might boosh. "this is baileys. This is baileys even closer and this is baileys so close you almost get your eyes wet"

Baileys tastes horrible. Tequila tastes the best. Its like drinking wood except in a good way

 

[Spygon]

It charges my power cell and if its wasnt for the stuff the world would be a bit more boring.

Vodka is good for the soul

 

[deus-ex-machina]

I'm writing my dissertation with my good friend Heineken.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I don't drink achohol although that probably doesn't mean much at 15 years old, but almost everyone in my school pretty much does. I have no interest in it and the times i have tried it, i didn't like it.

I'd rather stay healthy.

 

[wordsmith]

As the song goes:

"'Cos it's all good
And it's all right
Till we're all drunk
Then it's all fights
Then it's all over
(go home, go sleep, wake up)
Get sober - 'what a great night!' "

 

[Little Duck]

alchol is addicted to me. It's wherever I go and demands entrance to me.

 

[rachel_who]

They appear very occasionally and its okay when they visit but I don't mind if they decide to stop visiting.

 

[firedfns13]

The ones that taste like shit I like if you need very little of them to uh, feel it. Better tasting one's I like even though they're weak, but at least you don't have an anus on your tongue.

It's too bad I rarely drink.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Beer's my brother, whisky's my roommate, vodka's my lover.

However, I don't see any of them very often, but when I do, they're always welcome.

 

[WrongSprite]

I'd rather stay healthy.

That's a bit of a sweeping generalisation.
I drink alcohol, and I'm in great shape.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Alcohol: never had it and i never will.

 

[Shaegor]

I wouldn't know yet... 18 years and still sober.
I will have at it this summer though, ask me again then.

 

[Dapsen]

it makes stuff funny!
seriously, either get 120% pissed or not at all - i dont like to walk around thinking "hmm i should be careful i dont do something too stupid". Either completely disable your logic, or keep it sharp.

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

do not want! im from ireland we pretty much associate parties with alchoal and people tend to always pressure you to drink, i dont like alchoal, tastes bad and dont like how it effects people. if you dont drink everybody asks you why and are mostly never accept the answer "i dont drink". if i want to drink, ill drink but i wont do it if people always wave it infront of my face

 

[Ekonk]

Alcohol is my friend that I only see at parties. I see him a lot at parties.