Hmm, lets see.
-15 foot fall on my head as a kids. Luckily, it just made a big hole in my head.
-Got my head run over by a bicycle as I was commando-crawling across a path as a kid. Sounds silly, but it earned me another open cranial and I was out cold for 12 hours.
-During swim class as kid, I lost my flotation belt. It wasn't really a problem until I bumped my head against it and noticed I had no flotation device. I panicked and started drowning. Swim teacher thought I was making fun of her so she was telling me off as I was sinking, until the other swim teacher noticed it was serious.
As an adult:
- Stung by jellyfish in the Mediterranean ocean, was cramping and calling for help. Fat german tourist floats by on a blow-op raft and says "Nicht schwimmen" whichs either meant "Don't swim" or "I can't swim". I got back to shore by myself
- Took the wrong Ecstacy pill back when that crap was all the rage. Dehydration and dizziness followed, spent all night steadily hydrating myself and trying to stay focused and awake. Not something I recommend
-Had a knife held against my throat by some wacko who though I had drugged his friends girlfriend. Luckily, I was able to talk him down. Later, me and some mates forced their door, rescued aforementioned girl who was being held by those two knife-crazies against her will and one of my buddies even succeded in stealing the knife I was threatened with
-Most of my hangovers
-15 foot fall on my head as a kids. Luckily, it just made a big hole in my head.
-Got my head run over by a bicycle as I was commando-crawling across a path as a kid. Sounds silly, but it earned me another open cranial and I was out cold for 12 hours.
-During swim class as kid, I lost my flotation belt. It wasn't really a problem until I bumped my head against it and noticed I had no flotation device. I panicked and started drowning. Swim teacher thought I was making fun of her so she was telling me off as I was sinking, until the other swim teacher noticed it was serious.
As an adult:
- Stung by jellyfish in the Mediterranean ocean, was cramping and calling for help. Fat german tourist floats by on a blow-op raft and says "Nicht schwimmen" whichs either meant "Don't swim" or "I can't swim". I got back to shore by myself
- Took the wrong Ecstacy pill back when that crap was all the rage. Dehydration and dizziness followed, spent all night steadily hydrating myself and trying to stay focused and awake. Not something I recommend
-Had a knife held against my throat by some wacko who though I had drugged his friends girlfriend. Luckily, I was able to talk him down. Later, me and some mates forced their door, rescued aforementioned girl who was being held by those two knife-crazies against her will and one of my buddies even succeded in stealing the knife I was threatened with
-Most of my hangovers