Anal probing - What's the point?
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To be serious I think that the idea of the anal probe comes from a time when medical science wasn't all computers and body scanning. I mean not too long ago doctors would drink the urine of patients to decide if someone was sick or not. So I would say that the idea of the anal probe is simply based off of the medical practice of the times at which the idea of said probe was conceived. Then it turned into a hillarious joke and the anal probe has hus become so ingrained with alien abductions that everyone takes it "for granted".
Serious answer: Well, the anus does give access to the GI tract and several of the organs associated with it. So if the aliens are just dying to do an endoscopy the butt would be the most logical point of entry.
Silly answer: Obviously testing on their own kind has been banned on their planet, so they have to outsource for test subjects for their alien "toys."
Silly answer: Obviously testing on their own kind has been banned on their planet, so they have to outsource for test subjects for their alien "toys."
When talking about anal probing there better be nothing pointy involved.
But seriously, anal probing is one of the most idiotic ideas to flourish inside the mind of sensationalist writers and film makers. Aside from being totally baseless it creates examples that border the limits of human shame. Does anyone remember the comic that joined Witchblade, The Darkness, Aliens and Predator?
Needless to say,
I never face-palmed myself so quickly or hard, it's amazing.
But seriously, anal probing is one of the most idiotic ideas to flourish inside the mind of sensationalist writers and film makers. Aside from being totally baseless it creates examples that border the limits of human shame. Does anyone remember the comic that joined Witchblade, The Darkness, Aliens and Predator?
Needless to say,
the Predator ends up anal probing Jackie Estacado.
Well, when you think about it, we're kind of working under the assumption that they'd KNOW its our butt, but when they're aliens we're talking about, its probably not a safe assumption to make.Zachary Amaranth said:
Maybe aliens are really into ass play? =o
Or maybe their main cuisine on their home planet is human poo.
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Or maybe their main cuisine on their home planet is human poo.
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I've read a lot of good and funny replies, so nice topic
I guess: why not? Would be my answer. If doctors had never seen a human before, I bet they would stick tiny camera up the nose, in the ears, mouth and of course, the butt.
It's the most invasive thing you can do to an animal/person bar slicing them open.
And if aliens want to return you to avoid suspicion, it would be rather strange to wake up with half your body sawn back onto the other half...
I guess: why not? Would be my answer. If doctors had never seen a human before, I bet they would stick tiny camera up the nose, in the ears, mouth and of course, the butt.
It's the most invasive thing you can do to an animal/person bar slicing them open.
And if aliens want to return you to avoid suspicion, it would be rather strange to wake up with half your body sawn back onto the other half...