Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Eric Idle's voice informing me that: "That doesn't work!".

In a point-and-click adventure game, where progress is made more by trial and error than simple logic (especially in this game), perhaps they should have included more than one sound file for trying to combine incompatible items.

High fives all round if you know which game I'm talking about, although I probably gave it away when I mentioned Eric Idle.

WOOO discworld game!!!! yay!

and mine is

"your visitors are thirsty, have you tried building more drinks shops?"
combo'd with
"you visitors think your drinks are a great deal, you're a marketing genius"

sooooo frustrating.

Spoiler: As promised...

And yours sounds suspiciously like Theme Park. I remember my attempts at that game, piling salt into the food to make people thirsty, replacing most of the liquid in my drinks with ice to cut costs, and then building horribly contorted coasters. Needless to say, I employed more Handymen than any other employee type, and the poor sods were always on Vom-Patrol!

 

[imanerd000]

"all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" - gta:san andreas
also, most of the imperial guard's stuff from oblivion

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

How about the "It's-a me, Mario!"

Of course i'm refering to the Assassin's Creed version since it just seemed incredibly out of place.

 

[Brandon237]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

It WAS out of my head -.-
Damn you, now I am going to hear that in my head for the rest of the day. While imagining getting mauled by a giant Radscorpion.

 

[Nilsenator]

"Hello, and welcome to the Pokémon Center.
We restore your tired Pokémon to full health.
Would you like to rest your Pokémon?"
(Mashes the A button)
"OK, I'll take your Pokémon for a few seconds."
(Keeps mashing the A button)
"Thank you for waiting.
We've restored your Pokémon to full health.
Please, come back again any time!"
(Keeps mashing by accident)
"Hello and welcome to the Pokémon Center."

 

[Ranorak]

This

And also, from the only, AND I MEAN ONLY Duke Nukem 3D, "aaahh I needed that."
Heard that some many times, cause I sucked back then.

Oh yeah, also: INCINERATE THEM, MINIONS!!

 

[LadyRhian]

"Feeling... LONELY?" From the maze in the 7th Guest, every time you come to a dead end. It got so bad, I was muttering "STFU, bastard." every time I heard Stauf say that.

Wow, that's going back a bit. I remember gritting my teeth upon hearing that. Especially as the maze was a complete swine to navigate. (Even if there was supposedly a map to it in Mrs Knox's bedroom.)

Gods, yes. There was one side of the maze, that if you ended up in it, was all dead ends, so that is all you heard, over and over and over again. And this was before a lot of people had internet, so if you got stuck, you were toast- you either worked it out yourself, or gave up in frustration. Still, 7th Guest was the first game that really freaked me out. You didn't want to be stuck in that maze at 2 in the morning, because you'd jump out of your skin when Stauf unleashed that "Feeling... LONELY?" line.

And some of the sequences with the other guests at the mansion were truly creepy, like the one with the old lady wanting to be young again, and she ends up turning into a baby. Or Mr. Knox and his lover, his head turning into a goat, and the woman losing her skin. And the white ghost in the corridor... it had some really freaky stuff in it.

 

[JCRamires]

FFX
Tidus and Yuna
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA"

 

[Superior Mind]

"Get out of here Stalker."
"Get out of here Stalker."
"Ge-ge-get out of here Stalker."
"Get ou-"
"Get out of here Stalker"

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!"

Narrowly beats "I said come in, don't stand there!"

 

[Sight Unseen]

I'm sure this must have been said already, but the first thing that came to mind for me was Navi.

HEY! LISTEN!

 

[Slash Dementia]

"Hey, listen!" - Ocarina of Time
"Stop right there, criminal scum!" - Oblivion
"Oh, it's bad luck to be you. A chosen one of many isn't new. [...]" - The Bard's Tale
"I'm coming for you." - Gladius
"Blue warrior needs food badly!" - Gauntlet Legends
"Bandits!" - Two Worlds
"Are you just gonna stand there--like a lemon?" - Fable

I think that's about all I can think of right now.

 

[Nanaki316]

Jill, here is a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

The runner-up:
That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich.

Winning. But I do remember them in a kind of fond way. Oh Resident Evil.

I can't think of anything that annoying that hasn't already been said...
Ok it's not so much a quote but the whole laughing thing in FFX. *Shudder*

 

[Inkidu]

Any line in Catherine.

"I don't have time to be dead!"

That, and "NO WAAAAAY!!!"

"The [insert boss name] has appeared. It's the killer. Don't die."

Gee, disembodied voice of no value to the narrative whatsoever, I'm not sure my gaming-for-the-entirety-of-my-natural-life brain could have conceived of the concept of boss fights (or boss runaways) without your random and near-Engrish help.

I'm so glad I traded in that horrible game.

 

[razor0512]

"I gotta pawn some of this stuff" - Diablo

 

[CleverNickname]

"... is to modify ocean temperatures using a combination of iron seeding and ..."

HOW could they have a 30-second clip looping for the ENTIRETY of Hengsha!? GAH!

 

[oberkid4]

spaaaaace
...
spaaaaaaaaaaaace
shut up please
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
shut the fuck up
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
sigh

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Toad from Mario Kart 64
"I'm the best!" or his high-pitched yell when he is struck.

also

"Stay awhile and listen." Diablo II

 

[Dr Snakeman]

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

GOGOGO! (usually screamed when they are hiding in cover, with no intention of moving)

Yeah. As good as that game was, the enemies were incredibly annoying.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"The cake is a lie." Enough said.