Apologize on behalf of your country

[GiantRedButton]

wat should germany have to apologize for *grin*

 

[Palademon]

On behalf of England, I apologise for actually speaking the language properly, unlike the rest of the world.

Oh, and slavery.

 

[loc978]

American (USian, United Statesian?) here. Sorry about the rampant imperialism. I mean, we did inherit the sentiment, but we really took it to a whole new level. Again, sorry about that.

 

[laststandman]

On behalf of the United States of America, I am sorry for our sports figures not being role models.
This is why I watch hockey: the sport where if they haven't done something incredible off the ice, they're virtually unknown or plain awesome on ice.
Hockey: the sport where players stay for 15 years and they're career length is average.
Football: the sport where if you aren't grievously injured in the first 5 years, you're either brett farve or you've shot yourself in the leg.
Basketball: the sport where a locker room without guns is either a middle school team or empty
Baseball: love it.

So on behalf of the US, I'm sorry for most of our sports figures. Canada's got us beat there.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Living in Northern Ireland i should probably apologise to the Republic of Ireland for existing!

Old news though, im pretty sure there O.K about it now.

Do not worry I already took care of that. Read above.

Nice! are you from Rathcoole? If so, small world.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

I'm Buchholz101 AKA TheJake0fTrades, and I, on behalf of my country, apologize for being so damn awesome.

Just kidding, I'd like to apologize to everyone who had to deal with George W. Bush, that was uncalled for.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

On behalf of the United Kingdom, I would like to directly apologise to India. Sorry, mates. Our bad.

Also, thanks for the curry.

 

[WorldCritic]

I World Critic, hereby apologize on behalf of America for the endless World War II video games.

 

[Konaerix]

From America:
We are sorry for being the biggest hypocrites in the world, forcing ourselves onto other people's land and fucking it over, and turning all of our kids into self-intitled assholes.

Thanks for putting up with us.

 

[Rathcoole]

Living in Northern Ireland i should probably apologise to the Republic of Ireland for existing!

Old news though, im pretty sure there O.K about it now.

Do not worry I already took care of that. Read above.

Nice! are you from Rathcoole? If so, small world.

Yes I am. The name really gives it away. But what can I say I am crap at coming up with names and it sounded good. So where you from?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Living in Northern Ireland i should probably apologise to the Republic of Ireland for existing!

Old news though, im pretty sure there O.K about it now.

Do not worry I already took care of that. Read above.

Nice! are you from Rathcoole? If so, small world.

Yes I am. The name really gives it away. But what can I say I am crap at coming up with names and it sounded good. So where you from?

Nice, my name should be Shankill then, or more Woodvale lol.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Spoiler: Possibly Offensive Joke

As an American: I am sorry you all suck! Hard!![/joke]

IASN: I am sorry for Several Horrible Movies, Several Worse Politicians, and basically taking all Credit for winning WWII (I know you Brits and You Commies Helped us out!).

 

[Uberjoe19]

I, Uberjoe19, on the behalf of the United States of America, hereby formally apologize for centuries of interfering in other countries' private affairs, our invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, and for being the richest damn country that has ever existed.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Sorry for our youth. That's contained within our own country, though, so I have nothing to apologize to the world for.
(England)

Are you referring to the scourge known as "chavs"? We have our own version of those in America. We in the South call them "wiggers", which is short for "wannabe n- er, that one word what starts with n and ends with r."

 

[Lonan]

As a Canadian, I am sorry if anyone has been rude to Russia for their amazing comeback victory at the World Junior Hockey Championships. You guys are great, and well done.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm sorry for all that viking stuff.

Sorry for raping and enslaving your people and burning down your churches and stealing your stuff.

 

[emeraldrafael]

To america I am sorry for all the immigrants you are apparently ALL related too(who if hollywood is to be believed are made corrupt police officers the second they step off the plane).

You dont need to apologize for the immigrants. They built our country. I on behalf of America, thank you.

Hm.... I On behalf of America apologize for taking our spot in the limelight of the world and thinking we are important.