Apologize on behalf of your country

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I, Lem0nade, apologize on behalf of Australia for Midnight Oil.


Oh, Midnight oil, I hate you.

 

[RaZor921]

I, Uberjoe19, on the behalf of the United States of America, hereby formally apologize for centuries of interfering in other countries' private affairs, our invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, and for being the richest damn country that has ever existed.

Since when is the United States the richest country in the world? Last time I checked you owe just about every country in the world a couple of billion dollars

 

[Sebenko]

Sorry for letting our empire go without a scorched earth policy.

 

[varulfic]

On behalf of Sweden, I apologize for... uh...

...hmm... uhh... Anna Anka? The huge Jay-Lenoesque chin on our crown princess? Socialism?

I dunno.

 

[Uberjoe19]

I, Uberjoe19, on the behalf of the United States of America, hereby formally apologize for centuries of interfering in other countries' private affairs, our invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, and for being the richest damn country that has ever existed.

Since when is the United States the richest country in the world? Last time I checked you owe just about every country in the world a couple of billion dollars

You just had to remind me of that. In that case, I also apologize for my country's inability to repay debts.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

From America,
The rest of the world knows what we have done. Instead of apologizing, I thank the rest of the world for putting up with us. Thank you.

 

[AngelOfBlueRoses]

On behalf of America, I apologize for... fuck... there's too much to apologize for... So, I'll just go with everything!

 

[Vkmies]

Vkmies apologizes on the behalf of Finland for sending a couple of jewish people to the nazis back then. Also: Sorry for winning the Newsweek "Best country ever"-study and bragging about it everywhere.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I will watch this thread waiting for an Englishman to apologize for Howard Webb's existence.

I take it you're Dutch? I apologise unreservedly.

I also apologise to various Commonwealth countries for that whole "imperialism" thing.

Plus the Spice Girls, Russell Brand, Alan Carr and Kerry Katona.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

We are so sorry for U2. Really, if we could have stopped it, we could have. But there was nothing we could do...

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Dear World,

I, Mack the Knife, apologise for nothing. My country is-and will always be-its little cesspit of problems, its carnival of drugs, football violence, backwardness and alcohol. A ramshackle nation strung together by swindling independance-wanting bastards, dole-dependant tosspots and bored stab-happy teenagers, presided over by a few honest taxpayers and the Nanny State.

But we are honest with ourselves; we know we are shit, and yet still try to do the best with what we have. We know we are the fattest, the meanest, the most pathetic, miserable, servile trash ever shat into existance. And yet we plough on, with none of England's arrogance, Irelands nationalism tripe, or the simple timidity of the Welsh.

So bring your insults and your woes. Bring your Tennants special ale, your expensive cigarettes and cheap booze. Bring your smack, your crack, your cocaine, your junk-food and no salad. Bring your perversions, your anger, your hate, your contempt for every other miserable fucking creature in this world, and love only the fast-track to early death of cancer or obesity.

Welcome to fucking Scotland; leave your sanity, your decency and your scruples at the door, and have a fucking great time.

-Mack the Knife.

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[sub] This was all in good, if nasty, humour. I love my country. [/sub]

One of the most awesome things I've read on this site.

Australia...hmm....
Well we haven't really had any impact on anyone else, so umm...

 

[Rathcoole]

Living in Northern Ireland i should probably apologise to the Republic of Ireland for existing!

Old news though, im pretty sure there O.K about it now.

Do not worry I already took care of that. Read above.

Nice! are you from Rathcoole? If so, small world.

Yes I am. The name really gives it away. But what can I say I am crap at coming up with names and it sounded good. So where you from?

Nice, my name should be Shankill then, or more Woodvale lol.

Nice a small world indeed. I do alot of my work down the shankill. Nice people, well most of them atleast.

 

[BRMXJzjsoawk321]

I shall apologize on behalf of America for McDonalds. I felt it needs to be said. I hate that place.

 

[TheLiham]

On behalf of England, I apologise for America

Also, chavs and all the crappy technopop fake rap "music" from the last few decades

 

[Shoggoth2588]

From America,
The rest of the world knows what we have done. Instead of apologizing, I thank the rest of the world for putting up with us. Thank you.

I agree...I would first like to thank the rest of the world for not dismantling us and for putting up with our shenanigans.

As an American, I wish to apologize for Kourtney Love, Godzilla (1998), Westboro Baptist Church and, Scientology. I realize a couple of those are a bit dated but...actually, that's another thing I should apologize for: As an American, I am sincerely sorry that it takes us forever to apologize for our wrong-doings.

 

[Trucken]

On behalf of Sweden (whoo, Sweden! Fuck yeah!), I apologize for all the reality shows. You know that crap that's called Survivor? It started here under the name Robinson. Every reality show out there is because of us.

WE DIDN'T KNOW!

 

[skitzo van]

Sorry for brokencyde. Just... sorry.

 

[Rathcoole]

To america I am sorry for all the immigrants you are apparently ALL related too(who if hollywood is to be believed are made corrupt police officers the second they step off the plane).

You dont need to apologize for the immigrants. They built our country. I on behalf of America, thank you.

Hm.... I On behalf of America apologize for taking our spot in the limelight of the world and thinking we are important.

No need to apologize for that. You are not the first superpower to do it and you will not be the last. American leaders are simple doing what you think is best for America. Anybody who criticizes that is a hypocrit. They would do the exact same thing in that position.

 

[RedRussian]

America: Sorry for our wacky antics of interfering with other's people's countries. Specifically south America. Specifically Nicaragua. sorry about the whole "funding a civil war" thing. Our bad.

Oh and Making the world a fatter place with Mc Donalds, KFC, Burger King, etc.... our bad.....