Apologize on behalf of your country
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I Daftpivot XXX apologize for Canada being so awesome and all are people being real kind and oh yea the clean air and healthy forests and also for being SOOOO amazing that you other countries can't compare......I think that's it. And I guess I have to search real deep down to find something bad about this place, soooooo our amateur movies and TV shows will have to suffice.
*Whispers* (But we find them comforting, warm and kind-hearted because we are that kind of people).
*Whispers* (But we find them comforting, warm and kind-hearted because we are that kind of people).
As a Dutch guy, I am sorry for clogs. and some cheeses. ... can't really think of something else
On behalf of Sweden i apologize to the rest of the world for us having no balls in dealing with Muslims and for letting them steamroll their incessant religious insecurities about the state of their god over our heads.
As an American......
jeez......
I apologize for Sarah Palin (stupid and annoying ***** that she is), the Jonas brothers (May they be struck by lightning), George W. Bush (Really guys? We had to elect him TWICE???), and Twilight(.... no words can convey my embarassment of this). And as a Jew, who could become an Israeli citizen at the drop of a hat, I'll take it upon myself to represent Israelis.
I'm sorry that Israelis wear skinny jeans and half-opened dress-shirts to formal occasions.
Thats it.
jeez......
I apologize for Sarah Palin (stupid and annoying ***** that she is), the Jonas brothers (May they be struck by lightning), George W. Bush (Really guys? We had to elect him TWICE???), and Twilight(.... no words can convey my embarassment of this). And as a Jew, who could become an Israeli citizen at the drop of a hat, I'll take it upon myself to represent Israelis.
I'm sorry that Israelis wear skinny jeans and half-opened dress-shirts to formal occasions.
Thats it.
To Spain, Portugal, Southern France, (and wherever the World Cup is being held),
Sorry for producing the most irritating tourists, that like to go on holiday to your countries to take advantage of booze that is generally cheaper than the stuff they can get at home, getting drunk and causing a ruckus. Really, we aren't all like that. And the people who are like that, they're like that all the time - just think, you get them for two weeks of the year; the other 50, they're our problem. Nevertheless, it's pretty embarrassing.
Sincerely,
England
Sorry for producing the most irritating tourists, that like to go on holiday to your countries to take advantage of booze that is generally cheaper than the stuff they can get at home, getting drunk and causing a ruckus. Really, we aren't all like that. And the people who are like that, they're like that all the time - just think, you get them for two weeks of the year; the other 50, they're our problem. Nevertheless, it's pretty embarrassing.
Sincerely,
England
I would like to apologize for M. Night Shylaman. Since we are ultimately responsible. I would however, also like to blame Americans for making him popular.
On behalf of the USA I apologize for everything we have done internationally since 1900, and everything we will do in the next 20-50 years. I hope that our country will chill out, and approach the next few decades with a little fore-thought and common sense...
... but we both know that's not going to happen.
... but we both know that's not going to happen.
Palademon said:
Er.....I always hate it when ppl use this. Britain way bay a far a LONG way from being the first country to practice slavery, and revolutionised human rights when we became the first country to en mass ban its practice. Its why I never supported Tony Blair's apology.
OT: I apologise for the level of ignorance displayed by a large proportion of the British population regarding immigrants in this country. One day they'll realise that our econemy is founded on the back of people who work 9 hours a day for minimum wage and claim no benefits, unlike our own indigenous population... who do noting all day and claim thousands in benefits.
I, Latinidiot, apologize on behalf of Holland for the crucial part we played in slavery: I apologize for our cruel reign in Indonesia, and finally, I apologize for us not having an army during the second world war.
On behalf of Costa Rica, i have nothing to apologize for. We are perfect.
On behalf of Costa Rica, i have nothing to apologize for. We are perfect.
On behalf of Australia I apologise, because for some reason our government's petty, yet consistently recurring failures, somehow keep making news on this site.
I also apologise to Japan for our incredibly high percentage of sea shepherd sympathisers and the like.
Oh, and I apologise for the movie 'Australia'.
Oh! How could I forget vegemite!?
Sorry about vegemite.
I also apologise to Japan for our incredibly high percentage of sea shepherd sympathisers and the like.
Oh, and I apologise for the movie 'Australia'.
Oh! How could I forget vegemite!?
Sorry about vegemite.