Apple Patents New "Anti-Sexting" Technology

[Double A]

I might care if I texted.

But I don't. I think this is good. I'm a nerd, and I talk more than freaking regular people.

 

[TimeLord]

So there is no problem so long as you are old enough to be using naughty words?

Hooray for being 19

 

[tman_au]

When will people learn not to buy Apple's overpriced rubbish. Please don't feed the corporation.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Fuck that, I have a blender.

Spoiler: No joining the Apple horde for me!

That's a really good blender .... my last one self destructed when I put pre-crushed ice in it.

 

[Tomster595]

When I started to read the paragraph about the technology working both ways I thought it was a joke. I thought it was saying that you couldn't send texts unless they were sexy ones XD I understand now though haha

 

[samster284]

*Kisses droid* Haha! Take that, iPhone users!

 

[loppopoo]

If teenagers are good at anything, it's figuring out ways to be horny and have sex with each other. Heh. Good luck apple.

 

[Ravenbom]

Seems like a prudent way to ensure that your kids can never text:
Help I'm being raped.
or
Help, I was date raped and I can't talk, I hear him in the other room. I'm at...

 

[Jorias]

you know the 1984 spoof commercial they did way back when is the first thing that came to mind for me here.....i mean could Apple get anymore hypocritical? the answer is yes, yes they can....

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Seems like a prudent way to ensure that your kids can never text:
Help I'm being raped.
or
Help, I was date raped and I can't talk, I hear him in the other room. I'm at...

Does the word "rape" crop up a lot in your pillow talk?

 

[Catalyst6]

Good gods, we're going to have a full new lexicon to learn, entirely based around what kids saw in pornos...

 

[Jzolr0708]

So I can't text my GF "Fuck, I'll be late to the raid tonight"..... and yet I can send her a close up picture of my sac with no issues....

 

[ryai458]

Fuck. That.

Too far.

The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?

We can't start yet they haven't changed their name to Skynet yet.

 

[Firia]

We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Nah. Now apple has the rights to wave at concerned mothers. "Hey, is your child a sexual deviant with modern technology? Well we have something that can help!" the parents then purchase from apple. To quote the bad guy from Robo-Cop, "who cares if it works!" Right now, Apple is the only company that can appease concerned parents. (edit) for their MONEY.

 

[stutheninja]

well, this is when i laugh at all ipod users as my zune consumes their souls.

 

[lacktheknack]

Apple Patents New "Anti-Sexting" Technology

Apple [http://www.apple.com] has patented a new kind of "anti-sexting technology" that will give parents the ability to force their kids to come up with new and different ways to describe their intense, graphic lust for one another over their mobile phones.

...It's been five minutes, and I'm STILL laughing at this headline.

 

[nofear220]

We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

 

[spartan1077]

The picture on this article summed up my first thought u[pon reading the headline.

Why sext when you have Face-time?

-m

I don't think faces would be shown. Maybe heads though [sub] see you can use euphamisms in order to get past it and your idiot of parents [/sub]