Right, because the ability to send sexual text messages is the sole and only reason that kids think and behave like this, and without them they will revert to docile and uncomplicated innocence.
Companies seem to have a disturbing big brother about them now a days. What happened to they make product we buy it...The_root_of_all_evil said:We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Is it wrong that my first thought was "You can't use 'marklar' as an adjective"?cursedseishi said:Hey, I cant wait to marklar your marklar with my marklar all marklar long, then get onto all four marklars and marklar the marklar with my marklar marklar...
something like that I'd imagine?
/thread.The_root_of_all_evil said:We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
I'll bring some Dakka!olikunmissile said:Fuck. That.
Too far.
The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
weren't all portal jokes outlawed under penalty of /b/?HG131 said:See humanity, do you see what happened with your insane love for Apple? They're trying to block human sexuality now. Nice job breaking it, humanity.
I'm pretty sure Gordon Freeman is. Owing to the lack of speech, we can only assume he communicates by iPhone.olikunmissile said:Fuck. That.
Too far.
The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
Does the "resistance" involve opening a text-ing based sex line? I'm in, if that's the case.olikunmissile said:Fuck. That.
Too far.
The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
Hot crackers, I'd roger her boogly.ShadowKirby said:The thing is though, they are only making it because there is a demand for it. I wouldn't put all the blame on Apple.
But you know what, I'm okay with this. It will create a flow of new euphemism for sex.
The monster with two backs...
What the fuck? That's utterly ridiculous.The patent cites the example of a student learning Spanish, who could have his texting privileges suspended unless he includes a specific number of Spanish words or phrases in his messages.