Are we friends?

[crudus]

Probably die since that is the only reason I could think of that anyone (read: MaxTheReaper) would hunt me down.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I'd be extremely worried and scared.

1. How the fuck did you find where I live? You must have knocked on every door in Canterbury

2. Why are you here? I never talk to escapist members on MSN and I've never met up with any of them.

3. Who the fuck are you anyway? Your not coming into to my house, no how much you say that your IronNinja, and the reason you haven't been on the escapist is your on the run, and you just need a place for crab to stay.

 

[bluepilot]

I`d be nice. Invite them in, have a cup of tea, mess around on the forum together.

If they were hot, he he he, chocolate fondue and marshmellow time.

 

[Tonimata]

Sure, come in and let's play some games, after all, that's what we're both in The Escapist for?
I'm going to kick your ass though

 

[Jerich0]

i have only two friends. one is my best friend IRL.

the other... depends.

 

[RanD00M]

have a milkshake.

That's it.I´m coming to your house.Expect a knock any year now.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Depends who they were and how well I knew them.

Also if they were hot.

 

[AnneSQF]

I only got 3 friends But I chat with these 3 alot and wouldnt mind if they dropped by. Well it may be a bit creepy if they know where Im living :S

 

[RanD00M]

Pretend I wasn't here. And hide for days and days.
Also, did you get this idea from the Guild?

No.I do watch the guild,but it wasn't on my mind when i got the idea of making this thread.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Kill them with extreme prejudice.

While your at it, could you kill all the idiots you talk '1337' speak too?

 

[dallan262]

eh everyone on my friends list are friends in real life so the usual

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

After the whole "Who the hell are you" trvialities will have passed, I guess I'd invite them in. Particularly so if they were someone I was more aquainted with.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[TheMatt]

Have amazing sex.

Fricking hilarious post, dude. Thanks for brightening my day.

THIS! but twice!

 

[AndyVale]

I'd suggest we go get a drink. There is a good cheap bar less than 3 minute walk from my house so I'd go there. Then if I thought they were safe we could go back to mine and play some Braid.

 

[GrinningManiac]

One of my friends is a real-life friend anyway

Another is Max, who I wouldn't put it past to track me down

However, if he tracked me down, he's either in dire need of someone he "knows" for some reason, or I have offended him and he's come to kill me

*Knock Knock*

OH GOD, here he is! Goodbye, sweet Escapist, farewell, Internet beloved of mine! I regret noth-AAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAAarARargGgGgHhHhHHHH!!!.......

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

If I had friends on here, then yeah, I'd probably let them in. We could eat pizza bites. I think that's a pretty good waste of an afternoon.

 

[orangebandguy]

I know someone in person on this site anyways, so it's nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Slam the door in their face, because I'm socially awkward like that.

If they knock again and tell me who they are, then I'd let them in.

 

[Distorted Stu]

erm.. hey.. which friend are you again?

oh cool.. wanna game?