My friends, you say?
Oh, is that you, Fat Man Spoon? Well come on in! Want to have some tea? Wait, someone else is at the door. Oh, it's fogmike! Welcome to my humble apartment, sit down! What's that? Someone's knocking again? Oy, it's the Aussies! G'day, mates! And who is it now? SharPhoe, man! Glad to have you here. Now... *knock knock* who is this? Ah, it's the communist dudes! Privyet,tovarischi!
Now that you all here, we can begin to act out our plan of WORLD DOMINATION! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I have only half-decent people on my friends list.