You're not allowed to look at boners? I would be shocked if guys even noticed I had eyes in school, they just stared at my breasts like they were in a trance or something no matter if I was talking to them or not so girls looking at their boners is just the same but reversed. XDLook at all the boners you want! I want you too! All that weird, disgusting dong you people seem to like! I'm happy for you!
BUT NO! NOT ME! IT IS NOT ALLOWED FOR ME!!!
I'm as Pure as a Pixar Movie Explaining the Virtues of Tolerance, Equal Footing between All the Genders, and How a Rap Battle will earn us the Funding to Get Solid State Batteries into the Forefront of the World, Erasing the need for Fossil Fuels!
... I need to write that, anyone want to join up?
Though I was at LEAST considerate enough to notice their eyes and smiles too.