Your essay you tried to pass as a reply is both awesome and hilarious, good sir. Though completely misguided and untrue.SecretNegative said:Overall, it's not as good as Reign of Chaos, but it's way better than WoW, warcraft 1, it's even better than Warcraft 2. You shoudl pick it up.
Grom vs Mannoroth beats Arthas vs Illidan (though the trash talk almost wins it first place).
And night elves are douchebags who only pretend to be hippies so that people of the Alliance wouldn't kill them, every druid knows that.
Also Illidan is a 10,000 year old teenager whining about his life at every opportunity "OOOOh, I've been imprisoned for ten thousand years!", "OOOOh, I'm blind!","OOOOh, nobody likes me","OOOOh, I hate my brother, he got the hot chick I always wanted","OOOOh, not in the face, not in the face!".
And if you haven't figured it out, I played every warcraft game out there, including the Frozen Throne and WoW. And warcraft 2 was better than warcraft 3 because hero-centric RTS come and go, but nostalgia lasts forever.