Best Insult Ever!

[ThatLankyBastard]

What's the best insult you've ever heard, or said to somebody? Explain the situation if it helps...

After a humiliating round of Search and Destroy, I had the 10 year-old kid say to me "You can get off your knees, I'm done with you..."

So much pride was lost that day...

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

That insult is win... if I was the gloating type I would so use that.

Me and my friends always make stupid insults because they're funnier than actually trying...

Probably one of the funniest was just some kid going on about his lag switch then in a really fake high pitch voice my mate when 'I'll lag switch your grandma'.

It was funny at the time...

 

[chiggerwood]

My current best is: You sir are highly ignorant person with an Oedipus complex!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

My current best is: You sir are highly ignorant person with an Oedipus complex!

Making it personal are we?

 

[Byere]

Oh yea? Well, you fight like a cow!

 

[_Janny_]

I think someone on here once posted "You're such a Windows Vista!" and "Not even Kojima would understand you!". I think both are pretty damn good.

My current best is: You sir are highly ignorant person with an Oedipus complex!

Oooh snap! That was awesome.

 

[randomsix]

Anything and everything the trolls say in MSPaintAdventures.

 

[TheHecatomb]

You fight like a pregnant cow!

 

[NeedAUserName]

My favorite has to be "On a scale of one to ten, I wanna punch you in the face". And I seriously wonder how many remember the source of this.

 

[IrradiatedFish]

I think someone on here once posted "You're such a Windows Vista!" and "Not even Kojima would understand you!". I think both are pretty damn good.

Ahah. That gave me a good chuckle. Brilliant.

Myself though, I'm not into the whole insult thing. I tend to follow the rule "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.".

...That doesn't mean I don't think insults telepathically at people... But this way no one gets hurt

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

You look like you were tied to the back of the Ugly Truck, with the Ugly Rope, and then dragged down Ugly street for 50 Ugly miles.

- Oxhorn

 

[Giest4life]

When playing DotA, I mostly just combine unpleasant things and liken them to the opponent's mother. Such as this one: You're mom is uglier than a bloody tampon.

 

[crudus]

This is a bit of a long story so bear with me. My econ teacher used to work at a historical recreation site(Connor Prairie). He was acting as a <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology>phrenologist and was available for parties and weddings. He was at a wedding doing the phrenology act. There was one smartass there that was calling out smartass comments. So he goes over to the guy, feels his head, and says "Oh my, your wit bump is only half formed!". He told this story during class and I was the only one to laugh and I was laughing my ass off.

What's the best insult you've ever heard, or said to somebody? Explain the situation if it helps...

After a humiliating round of Search and Destroy, I had the 10 year-old kid say to me "You can get off your knees, I'm done with you..."

So much pride was lost that day...

A ten year old shouldn't even know what that insult means

 

[chiggerwood]

My current best is: You sir are highly ignorant person with an Oedipus complex!

Making it personal are we?

If you're gonna fight might as well fight dirty, and sound slightly intelligent while doing so

 

[rathorn14]

Best "your mom" joke: Your mom is like a wendy's, she's hot, fast, and open all night. Oh yeah, and she has a dollar menu.

I have a custom comeback for every one of those little trash talking brats playing online fps's, but I think it's too raunchy and expletive riddled to post.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Out of all the people in the world,
you are ugly.

 

[Scarim Coral]

My bro told me one time when he was on Halo multiplayer with his work mates on team deathmatch against some Australia team. They lost and the one of the opponent member said "First you lost to us in cricket and now this match." I think this was in 2005 when the English cricket team lost to Australia so it was a funny insult (well I find it funny). Well at least if beat your usual 11 years old insults at you.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

You look like you were tied to the back of the Ugly Truck, with the Ugly Rope, and then dragged down Ugly street for 50 Ugly miles.

Funny how you'd say that... I just watched the video for the first time 10 minutes ago...

 

[Patrick Dare]

Personally I'm a fan of Shakespearean insults http://www.nosweatshakespeare.com/resources/shakespeare-insults.htm

Some good ones being: "Where will thou find a cavern dark enough to mask thy monstrous visage" and "It offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags.". I find this one particularly funny "You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!"

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

You look like you were tied to the back of the Ugly Truck, with the Ugly Rope, and then dragged down Ugly street for 50 Ugly miles.

Funny how you'd say that... I just watched the video for the first time 10 minutes ago...

I use this on people all the time