Best Insult Ever!

[Dark Prophet]

Oo fuck whats that ugly little pimple between your ears.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

This one was said to my boyfriend:

"you know you piss me off so much but i can't say "blow me" cause i'd rather shove my cock in a garbage disposal."

 

[Neo10101]

Prolly my best insult is just when Im really really annoyed with someone. It generally goes, "Fuck you, fuck your mom, and fuck who your mom fucks!" Then most people kinda inquire, "Isnt that my dad." Then I reply, "No cause your Mom's a WHORE!"

 

[blankedboy]

Best "your mom" joke: Your mom is like a wendy's, she's hot, fast, and open all night. Oh yeah, and she has a dollar menu.

Eh, I've seen a better one.

"Yo momma is like a brick. She dirty, she flat on both sides, AND she always get laid by mexicans."
^was legendary^

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

This might be my best insult ever:
You my not so good sir are an utterly incompetent being unfit for any post you occupy, the first coming to mind being setience the second being life. Frankly i cannot even deign to congure up one iota of digust towards your being, so low are you. In short, go die before you hurt society even more.

 

[sanomaton]

"You're such a fucking hetero[sexual]!"

lol wow
Must've been awkward 0.o

Haha, well I was slightly taken aback since I had never heard that one before. And she kept saying that over and over so I didn't really know what to say back at her. ^^'