I've got a few witty ones.
Congratulations. You fail at life.
Should i delay round two and give you a chance to go cry to your mom?
You seem to be missing the point. This isn't a game of "Catch the bullet with your teeth"
You're a disgrace to your family and you will die alone and unloved. Ready for round two?
Trying to charge at me and hoping that bits of your corpse would jam my gun wasn't the best idea you've ever had. At least i don't think it was...
I need to piss. Take off your helmet.
Aw... cute, you're going into rigor mortis.
I just want you to know, i beat your pathetic ass out of love, not hate.
Hey if you see my dad, tell him i found his bottle opener and if he wants i can exhume the corpse and rebury him with it.
Why do i feel like i just went postal in the short bus?
Blowing the head off a retard... i'm definitely going to hell.
Ooh... damn... you were really backed up before your bowels released...
Look on the bright side, you died with more dignity than Anakin Skywalker. I could've teabagged you.
Hey, did you see where the bullet stopped after it blew the back of your skull out? I want to keep it as a lucky charm.
Where's your wallet? I need to get your blood out of my armor.
How would you like to be cooked?
Feel free to respawn if you haven't felt enough humiliation. I have a few more clips.
You know, you looked kind of cute when you were trying to keep your liver from falling out.
