Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[Quaxar]

Area and state regulations do not allow the companion cube to remain here, alone and companionless.

Really, why "no Bioshock" but nothing about "no Portal"?

 

[Darknacht]

It takes a few years after bein' dipped to get the juices flowing again.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Morrigan: So I take it you did not enjoy your templar training?

Alistair: That's directed at me, I take it?

Morrigan: Do you see any others about who have failed at their religious instruction?

Alistair: I didn't fail. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens.

Morrigan: And if you had not been recruited? What would have happened, instead?

Alistair: I would have turned into a drooling lunatic, slaughtered the grand cleric and run through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes, I guess.

Morrigan: Your self-awareness does you credit.

Alistair: I thought you'd like that.

Or, more simple:

Well, you tell me. Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?

 

[EHKOS]

If Ratchet were a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would he be? I'm gonna go with Snickerdoodle!
And then all the Malkavian quotes from Bloodlines of course.
EDIT: Oh of course there is "I love shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear!"

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

-Sovereign.

 

[I'mANinja]

"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."

- Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness, from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion- Shivering Isles.

Pretty much anything this guy has ever said.

XD Yes, best quote, Love Shivering Isles. Sheogorath, you crazy crazy god.

 

[glyphseeker]

"Death be not the end of hope"
-Fairy dude from Drakengard PS2

 

[vrbtny]

War. War never changes - Fallout 3

Ahem. I think you'll find that's not where that quote comes from, sure it was in the game, but there were two far superior uses of it before Fallout 3...
(I'm not counting Tactics, F3's better than that)


Edit: OT: "I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime."

Sorry, didn't see a "Original" before "Video game quote" So I just got a quote, from a video game....

Yeah, I'm just being a knob

Yeah, So was I

 

[Amphoteric]

"Can it wait? I'm doing calibrations"

 

[Sparrow]

"Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Oh come on, like you weren't thinking it.

 

[capsulejoe]

"We don't have to dream we're important"

Mr House from Fallout New Vegas

"the universe has a wonderful sense of humour, the trick is learning when to take a joke"

Orvus from Ratchet and Clank: a crack in time

 

[WouldYouKindly]

"Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Oh come on, like you weren't all thinking it.

As a matter of fact, a dozen people already thought of it. As a matter of fact, the guy who posted right before you thought of it.

OT: "War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

Niko Bellic

 

[YuriRuler90]

"Stop right there criminal scum!"
-Oblivion

"You have died of dysentery."
-Oregon Trail

 

[Noswad]

Do a barrel roll

 

[GeekFury]

Eldred: "It has begun.."

Zyzyx: "We're to late again master. All dead."

Intro to Sacrifice, such an under rated game.

 

[MeatShieldMan]

"my favorite type of magic 'lesbomancy'" witcher 2 act 2

 

[Mikeyfell]

I have 2, both of them are from Mass Effect

"A pessimist is just what an optimist calls a realist."

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

 

[bob-2000]

"Sailing is like sex. If you do it wrong, it'll make you sick, but if you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world." - Dragon Age 2
So true...

 

[Weresquirrel]

"War. War never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No. Of course it is! Is war! Yes! No... Yes?" - Duty Calls

 

[Wintermute_]

Damnit. I wasn't going to mention bioshock, but now I can't think of anything else.

Edit: Ok I have one:

This is rupture farms...

ninja'd... damn I love that game...

"I've seen shit down here that will turn your asshole purple"... Bulletstorm had great writing, despite the egregious profanity.