Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[Crispee]

"I am Sinistar."
-Sinistar

So inspirational.

 

[eggmiester]

Would you kindly rethink that title?

"The truth is, the game was rigged form the start" Benny, Fallout: New Vegas.

i realised i was bisexual the day i heard those words, though i suspected i was bi when i heard the words 'war. war never changes...'

for me, i'm gonna go with prince of persia:

'Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you: they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard.'

first and last lines of the trilogy, and yuri lowenthall KICKED ASS as the prince.

also, whatever comes out of DANTE'S! mouth is goddamn cool. also, persona 3 : 'no one can escape time: it delivers all to the same end.' also awesome.

to be honest, there are loads. i could keep this up all day...

 

[Mariakitten]

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" is always a favorite. Also the entire opening speech to EV Nova never loses its charm, if you haven't played EV Nova do so now.

 

[SeriousIssues]

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

- Liberty Prime, Fallout 3

"BOOM."

-Orbital Laser in response

 

[Castian Blake]

"Act like a pig"
Prince Luca Blight, before the girl started acting like a pig.
"Die Pig!"
Prince Luca Blight, before slaying a pig.

 

[RedDeadFred]

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEE!!" Space orb.

But why not Bioshock? just curios.

"Would you kindly" realize that Bioshock has one of the best quotes/twists of all time.

Anyway......

STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

"I feel my blood rushing through my body. Yes, this is it, the feeling, it's coming back to me! The sensation of killing! The doom and darkness... The dark streets, they're calling me. Calling me to the ultimate ring!"

If you identify that, you get the most hipster cookie ever.

 

[rakoui]

"Swooping is Bad." Alistair


Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

 

[CaptainChelt]

A small excerpt from Metal Gear Solid, just before you fight the Hind

Liquid: SO the snakes FINALLY come out of his hole...are you ready now....my brother?

Snake: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BROTHER, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Liquid: I'm YOU...I'm your shadow.

Snake: WHAT?

Liquid: Ask the father that you killed, I'll send you to hell to meet him

 

[The Code]

It's not from a game, but it's from a game critic so I think that counts a little.
"I'm the kind of guy that looks his opponent in the eye through the scope of a high-powered rifle from the next town over."

Thank you, Mr. Croshaw, you awesome man.

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

War. War never changes - Fallout 3

Ahem. I think you'll find that's not where that quote comes from, sure it was in the game, but there were two far superior uses of it before Fallout 3...
(I'm not counting Tactics, F3's better than that)


Edit: OT: "I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime."

Sorry, didn't see a "Original" before "Video game quote" So I just got a quote, from a video game....

Yeah, I'm just being a knob

 

[CryoG]

Can't recall the exact lines, but loved a lot of lines from Splatterhouse, especially because they're delivered by the actor who also voices winnie the pooh

 

[Bakuryukun]

"Gotta love Nature" --Welkin Gunther Valkyria Chronicles

 

[MaVeN1337]

"Dad, Are you space?" "Yes son I am, Now we can be a family again"

OR:

"The sahuagin, We beat them off!"

That ones from DDO, Unintentional comedy gold.

 

[Icedshot]

I dont know if this counts, but

John madden!

aeiou

 

[wetfart]

"I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow" - Benny the Guard in Thief the Dark Project

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ehZt4wa3k

Though the guard argument in Thief 2 is also made of pure of awesome.

 

[Easton Dark]

"More busted than my mommas girly parts. Heh, Hotdog down a skag den, know what I'm sayin'?"

 

[Quaxar]

Area and state regulations do not allow the companion cube to remain here, alone and companionless.

Really, why "no Bioshock" but nothing about "no Portal"?

 

[Darknacht]

It takes a few years after bein' dipped to get the juices flowing again.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Morrigan: So I take it you did not enjoy your templar training?

Alistair: That's directed at me, I take it?

Morrigan: Do you see any others about who have failed at their religious instruction?

Alistair: I didn't fail. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens.

Morrigan: And if you had not been recruited? What would have happened, instead?

Alistair: I would have turned into a drooling lunatic, slaughtered the grand cleric and run through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes, I guess.

Morrigan: Your self-awareness does you credit.

Alistair: I thought you'd like that.

Or, more simple:

Well, you tell me. Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?