Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[GartarkMusik]

"I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology,
I am quite the expert, which I know is a tautolog,
My xenoscience ranges from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

*Cough*" - Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2

I think you just won this thread.


"This thing's me being me. Now I can say it straight out... That 'other me' is me." - Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4
"I don't need to look for something to change or something to accomplish... I only need... to have faith in myself." - Naoto Shirogane

YES.

 

[RobfromtheGulag]

I have to take away [via negative logic] that Bioshock has the best quotes for the majority. I don't agree with that, especially since it's partially just a rip off of an already famous piece of literature

Anyway, on topic.

Badass, but somewhat meaningless -
"So cold... I am always by your side"

"Stand Tall and Shake the Heavens"

 

[anthony87]

Just this whole rant from Mass Effect 2. It's not my favourite of all time but it's damn funny.

 

[steam_marc]

"We haven't quite pinned down what this new element is, but it IS aggressive, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."

Cave Johnson, Portal 2.

Hell, include all 12 minutes of his talking as the best quotes ever.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

"You eat babies!"

Read Dead Redemption

It made me cry when I had to kill such a magical creature. That is by far, the saddest moment in gaming. EVER!

 

[RJ Dalton]

"I've never robbed a god before. Should be a challenge."
Garret - Thief: The Dark Project.

 

[Josh Horton]

Just because these two go hand in hand together so well from our beloved Sheogorath:

"I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

and

"... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!"

A lot of his stuff is priceless in my mind lol.

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

War. War never changes - Fallout 3

Ahem. I think you'll find that's not where that quote comes from, sure it was in the game, but there were two far superior uses of it before Fallout 3...
(I'm not counting Tactics, F3's better than that)


Edit: OT: "I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime."

 

[Telris]

Morrison: Come forth, thunder of the gods!
Dhaos: What the heck is that?
Morrison: This ends here... Indignation!!


Best intro EVAR!!!

 

[VGC USpartan VS]

Richter: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Dracula: It was not by my hand that i am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.

Richter: Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty of your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? *glass breaks* A miserable little pile of secrets. but enough talk... have at you!

I memorized that.

 

[reddfawks]

Not so much a quote as a dialogue exchange, but...

Alistair: Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?
Morrigan: Before or after I stopped laughing?
Alistair: Right... very creepy. Forget I asked.

 

[Shameless]

"After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul"

Niko Bellic.

 

[Raso719]

From KOTOR.

"And in the end, as the darkness takes me...I am nothing."
-Darth MAlak

 

[the spud]

"He'd cut his momma's throat for a nickel."

"I am error."

 

[Hagi]

"I do not know, why dost thou not? Thy words seem plain, a mundane lot. Perhaps a poet's soul's in me... Does that make me a poet tree?"

 

[DannibalG36]

"All your bases are belong to us."

Failing that: "What is it NOW?" - (random Oblivion passerby)

 

[Riddle78]

To quote Zero after he murdered his (then psycho) love interest (even though it's hamtacular,it's meaning strikes very deep for his character)

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!?"

Also,we have "We are limitless. You are bacteria." from Mass Effect 2.

Finally,I leave you with "I'm pretty much Queen ***** of the Universe" said by none other than the Queen of Blades herself,Sarah Louise Kerrigan.

 

[SeriousIssues]

"You eat babies!"

Read Dead Redemption

"Some maniacs been murdering us!"

Also,
"HEY COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING"

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

"Shield up, weapons online... Not equipped with shields? Well, buckle up..."

Battlecruiser Captain, Starcraft

 

[Mr_Universal]

Paint Pot: Hey Franky, I think there's a squirrel that's just coming in through the door. I think it's your turn to kick his... is it his turn?
Paint Brush: Yeah, it's Franky's turn to kick his ass.
Franky: I ain't kickin' it. Why do I always have to kick his ass?
Paint Pot: Oh Franky, just shut up and go over there and kick his ass for fuck's sake.
Paint Brush: Yeah, I'm a paint brush, I don't kick ass.
Paint Pot: Yeah and I'm a paint pot anyway. What could I do? I'm a fuckin' paint pot.


One of many amazingly funny dialogues from "Conker's Bad Fur Day". I really need to get myself a copy of that game again..either for N64 or xbox...n64 is funnier though, no censor. But graphics are better on xbox.