Well, this was definatly amusing. I only got through the first page, so meh. PC gamers have been around way before console players. Gaming like it now had a big start with PCs, atleast IMO. Then it slowley evolved with like the Atari, N64, Playstaion, etc etc.
But ususaly, there's ususaly kinda like a state of mind with these kinda things. If you use a PC for your gaming, and for stuff outside of simple web browsing, e-mail, n stuff, you ususaly have more of a understanding of PCs. You learn to upgrade the hardware to play whatever, latency, basics of how hardware works, etc etc. Consoles, you just plug and play pretty much. So I can see where people would need to be slowly introduced into things on the Console side compared to the PC. A great number of people on the Console side probably just understand "Oh, kso A = jump, B = stab, X = Reload, Y = Action, R Button thingy = shoot", plus the limitation of just having those buttons. While with Personal Computers, you have the mouse which can take care of your weapon attacks, the ESC key for menu, like F5 for quick save, M or I for easy acceess to Inventory, and the arrow keys or WASD to move. You can also rekey a number of keys so like if you wanted quick save to be E insted of F5 you can.
Point is, there's alot more customization n stuff possible with the PC, so ususaly, if you get it on PC, you tend to have some more patience.