Descending from a long line of The Oirish and Germans, I have almost no pigmentation in my body. To the point where I'm not white.. more like "kind of red". I have never tanned in my life. Unlike what you'd get if you asked a tourist or a foreigner, Scotland gets pretty damn hot in the summer, sort of like a cold day in Spain, and if you stay out for long enough you can work up a pretty good tan.
Not for me. Five minutes, I burn, and I spend a week itching, crying and drinking Pepsi on a couch, afraid to move in case I burn myself more.
My knees also crack a lot, I think I have a weirdly large head, and people who've known me for years, can usually only say "average... I guess?" or "blegh" when being asked about my appearance, coming up with literally nothing. I get weird rashes when I'm around that moss that grows when there's fresh air, and I'm left handed. I also have a natural aversion to repetetive or loud sounds, and I'm pretty sure I have oddly wide hips for a man. I also have letharger's, which means the tendons in my ankle and back of the foot haven't developed properly, and I've seen the treatments they do that for that. Ok with the dodgy ankle, thank you.
Wow. I'd only ever noticed these things from time to time, but now that I've actually listed them, it reminds me how shitty I am.