Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[CrafterMan]

Possibly the best title for any article ever.

Hahahaha amen

 

[Booze Zombie]

I sympathise, I really do.

 

[Canid117]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

And boots up their asses.

 

[Enigmers]

I like his style. I didn't think Call of Duty would be popular among veterans (especially after MW2) but evidently I was wrong.

 

[theultimateend]

Possibly the best title for any article ever.

I was instantly connected to the guy.

Now I must find him and buy him a beer. I don't drink but I figure he probably does.

Then we can talk about how much kids suck. Hopefully ignoring the hypocrisy that I'm only twice as old as the people he hates .

But seriously. Little kids on video games is such a chore most times. As the hollow man said "It is amazing what you can do when you don't have to see your face in the morning."

 

[UltimatheChosen]

Okay, I have a plan.

We help him to track down these kids. Then we watch.

Who's with me?

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Finally, we can all rejoice at the fact that someone who has helped create call of duty hates whiny ass children that steal money from their mom's purse.

 

[The Great JT]

I'm with Kiersey! 12-year-old profanity spewers, if I run into you on the street, I will stick my foot so far up your ass IT WILL BE ON THE NEWS.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

Im 12 and I know how the guy feels. The little bastards telling me that I eat donkey balls and
Suck at call of duty. My solution is to send them messages that make no sense until they leaves me alone. It works.

Kids are awful and I dont ever want to have the annoying bastards. Yelling because They cant get an Icecream while stealing your money and spending it on useless shit. Hating me for not getting them the new clothes or LAME toy while cramming a extra, extra large Mcdonalds burger meal down the fat, bottomless pits you call there stomach.

 

[Drexlor]

To all the potty-mouthed 12 year olds out there, do not anger a retired lieutenant colonel.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Whats funny is one day the kid is going respond "yeah right" and 5 minutes later the door will be kicked in and Keirsey is going to come marching in in a set of boots and ask "Alright who's ass am I shoving this up?" as he waves his foot.

 

[Radelaide]

Eh, the little bastards only use "fuck" as every second word because they think it makes them sound like big men. Too bad the fact puberty hasn't hit kinda ruins the illusion.

 

[Hiram88]

I love making the twelve-year-old smack talking shits on live cry.

Nice avatar.

OT: God this man is awesome! I can just imagine an Epic Beard Man type feller sneaking up behind the kid in the dark at 1:30 in the morning. The blood-curling scream the bastard would omit would make playing call of duty just for that worthwhile!

 

[paragon1]

I support the good Colonel's boot-in-ass initiative, and I would like to encourage everyone else to do so as well.

 

[ultrachicken]

lolwut? The foul mouthed 12 year old is everyone who plays Call of Duty. Okay, almost everyone. Every other high schooler I know.

12 year olds don't go to high school.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

They even have military advisers?

I'm wondering this too since none of the COD games are even remotely realistic.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

At least I'm not the only one..

[sub] DAMN, short post..[/sub]

I'd pay to see him shove a soap bar up their mouths and give them a kick up the arse, this man is now my hero.

[sub]smooth..[/sub]

 

[Alandoril]

Call of Duty has a military advisor?

My god, he must be absolutely terrible at his job.

He's there to offer his advice, not his fault if the devs don't follow it

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I think everyone knows his pain on this one. If he ever wants to set up a splinter cell in the north of England I'm down.