Caught having sex
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Me and my girl were goin at it at her place, she left her door unlocked, her upstairs neighbour came in to ask for something, my response, I just kept going... the neighbour heard the sex, and left, that's the closes I've been to "getting caught".
If anyone actually does walk in, unless they're armed and intent on causing me harm I will ignore them, why? Because, when I get it on, I generally don't stop 'til I'm done, and if they wanna watch, good for them?
Why would I be embarrassed? I mean if me naked and ruttin, is good enough for all the women it has been good enough for over the years, what shame is there in someone else seein it?
If anyone actually does walk in, unless they're armed and intent on causing me harm I will ignore them, why? Because, when I get it on, I generally don't stop 'til I'm done, and if they wanna watch, good for them?
Why would I be embarrassed? I mean if me naked and ruttin, is good enough for all the women it has been good enough for over the years, what shame is there in someone else seein it?
My mum walked in on me with my then boyfriends dick in my mouth when I was 15.Aarowbeatsdragon said:
That was a fun experience. The trick to getting past it is to stop giving a fuck about what other people think about you and be like, yeah I was tapping that, why does that affect you?
It'll be fine dude. Dw bout it. My mum still hasnt disowned me.
Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do thoughNinjaDeathSlap said:
I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?
Caught once at a friend's flat. I was the only person who could roll a joint, so the girl who owned the flat walked in and froze.
"Join in or get out." I said.
She left, we finished, i am now a legend among my friends.
Like a Boss.
"Join in or get out." I said.
She left, we finished, i am now a legend among my friends.
Like a Boss.
Maybe you should... to break the ice... ask her what it was like with your Dad for the first time!! Think about it...Aarowbeatsdragon said:
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Why do I get the feeling she'd actually pull up a chair and start critiquing you... >_> ... I'm a sick man...TehCookie said:
OT: A couple times...
1) We're going at it in the room she shares with her sister. Also, bear in mind her feet are fixed in place by a bar with restraints, and she's hanging on to two handles held in place by virtue of a closed door. Half-way (or something) in, the door suddenly opens and aforementioned sister comes stumbling in half-naked getting very handsy with her boyfriend. I would've appreciated the sight of her tits, but I had fallen back, soon followed by the gf who landed just above my erection. So her sister was greeted with her naked little sister trying to cover up my hard-on sticking up between her legs with me groaning in pain directly behind her... joy...
2) Same sister caught me simultaneously/alternately choking and fingering the gf. This happened to be the occasion when I noted that my girlfriend got off on being watched.
3) Hyde Park, though I'm not sure if anyone saw us stumble out of the bushes in differing states of undress afterwards, though a dog did scare the shit out of me just after I'd finished.
eh tbh..having yer mom walk in is bad enough..... wait till yer daughter does and stands in doorway staring at you mouth agape till ye tell her to please close the door n be asleep like youre sposed to be....
..... i dont think i can articulate the feeling better than dots...
..... i dont think i can articulate the feeling better than dots...
Once. Kind of. It was one of the first few times I did it with the boyfriend, and things were all done, but I was still utterly neekid when Mr. Boyfriend's mother's boyfriend came in. For you see, he left his door open, and his room was right in front of his apartment door. I quickly made my way to a corner that he (the mother's boyfriend) presumably couldn't see me in and went home soon after. Apparently, that whole incident was never mentioned between my boyfriend and his mother's.
Indeed. He was ex-army and all, genuinely thought I was going to die. But my God was it worth it.SkarKrow said:Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do thoughNinjaDeathSlap said:
I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?
Then don't do it in your house? Go to her house? Say you're going to the mall then go to a motel? be creative man!MelasZepheos said:
Only time was my Brother walking into troll (which wasn't a term/phrase back then) us...*Door flys open* Bro - "You're both doing it wrong!"
Me and partner -"Fuck off!" Followed by much laughter xD...No shame
Me and partner -"Fuck off!" Followed by much laughter xD...No shame
Considering I am not planning on having sex until I am married and only because I want children, the odds of me getting caught are exactly 0%.
Not walked directly in but have had people show up at the apartment in medias res sister walked through the front door, which unfortunately is right next to my door which was sadly open at the time. My girlfriend sprinted to the door and slammed it shut, but yeah.
So while no one has walked in on us, there have been plenty of close calls and sexual frustration when people show up and require our presence.
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So while no one has walked in on us, there have been plenty of close calls and sexual frustration when people show up and require our presence.
Captcha: In the limelight (seems somehow appropriate to the topic)
I've never been caught before. A little planning goes a long ways. Oh, and living in my own place helps too!