Caught having sex
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Only time was my Brother walking into troll (which wasn't a term/phrase back then) us...*Door flys open* Bro - "You're both doing it wrong!"
Me and partner -"Fuck off!" Followed by much laughter xD...No shame
Me and partner -"Fuck off!" Followed by much laughter xD...No shame
Considering I am not planning on having sex until I am married and only because I want children, the odds of me getting caught are exactly 0%.
Not walked directly in but have had people show up at the apartment in medias res sister walked through the front door, which unfortunately is right next to my door which was sadly open at the time. My girlfriend sprinted to the door and slammed it shut, but yeah.
So while no one has walked in on us, there have been plenty of close calls and sexual frustration when people show up and require our presence.
Captcha: In the limelight (seems somehow appropriate to the topic)
So while no one has walked in on us, there have been plenty of close calls and sexual frustration when people show up and require our presence.
Captcha: In the limelight (seems somehow appropriate to the topic)
I've never been caught before. A little planning goes a long ways. Oh, and living in my own place helps too!
Never been caught, but I once caught someone while looking for my hat.
I saw the hat poking up from a blanket, so I pulled the blanket of and found my friend giving his GF some oral.
I took the hat from his head and said I'd be leaving and walked out the door...
I didn't really care, but I was afraid he'd shit himself when he let out a huge fart just as he noticed me.
I saw the hat poking up from a blanket, so I pulled the blanket of and found my friend giving his GF some oral.
I took the hat from his head and said I'd be leaving and walked out the door...
I didn't really care, but I was afraid he'd shit himself when he let out a huge fart just as he noticed me.
Never been caught, because there's nothing to catch, but I could walk into my sister's room and catch her doing it at this very moment.
Seriously sis, buy a better bed. I can hear the creaking through the ceiling.
Seriously sis, buy a better bed. I can hear the creaking through the ceiling.
You'll be laughing about it in a few years anyways. Next time don't have sex at your freakin' mother's house for crying out loud.
Did you give him the old kick to the crotch and run like fuck trick? xDNinjaDeathSlap said:Indeed. He was ex-army and all, genuinely thought I was going to die. But my God was it worth it.SkarKrow said:Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do thoughNinjaDeathSlap said:
I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?
Works a charm on any man.
I found out later in life just how well sound travelled through our house...so apparently they knew pretty much every time. Was also caught at a gf's house when her mom demanded she open the door (I had snuck in through the window so I we were busted dead to rights...fortunately she liked me so she started letting me just sleep over rather than sneak around.
My mother walked in when my girlfriend(now ex) was messing around.
Thankfully we had a blanket on.
But the worst part is when she first asks what we are doing and i respond with hugging, she then asks if we want some sausage, and adds that we got vegetarian sausage too!
And some bonus info, when i was about 13 my parents decided to mess with me by doing sex sounds when i was sleeping wall to wall with them. Easy to say i did not talk to them for about a week.
Thankfully we had a blanket on.
But the worst part is when she first asks what we are doing and i respond with hugging, she then asks if we want some sausage, and adds that we got vegetarian sausage too!
And some bonus info, when i was about 13 my parents decided to mess with me by doing sex sounds when i was sleeping wall to wall with them. Easy to say i did not talk to them for about a week.
My younger brother has walked in on me & the GF when I lived at my mum's gaff.
My mum is in no way religious & very cool about the whole sex thing, she knew full well what we were going to do so left us alone.
My brother was more embarrassed than we were(GF wasn't too impressed either....), I just told him to fucking knock in future.
He did.
My mum is in no way religious & very cool about the whole sex thing, she knew full well what we were going to do so left us alone.
My brother was more embarrassed than we were(GF wasn't too impressed either....), I just told him to fucking knock in future.
He did.
I can completely relate to her. I have this thing whenever my girlfriend's on the phone I absolutely need to do something to her to make her feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately I almost went a bit too far once when her mom was on the phone and it was noticeable in her voice.RazadaMk2 said:
OT: NEVER been caught. And we really push our luck too. We do it all the time when other people are in the house and in a public room to boot. At the very least we almost always do it in ways that we can recover from very quickly. That and she claims to be able to hear everything in the house.
Well this girl and I were fucking plastered at our prom. It ended up with her on the restaurant bathroom's floor, with my fist inside her, and our colleagues watching from other stalls, taking pictures and filming. That was an interesting experience...
A few times, with a few different bedmates. Doesn't bother me, really; I've got nothing to hide and generally have a good sense of humor. Plus, I tend to be pretty brazen and don't make a lot of effort to hide myself anyway.
The fiancé and I almost got caught when we were making love on the couch. :3 It started out just fooling around and just heated up from there. His mum went out shopping and figured we'd have time to have a quickie....nope, she came back rather quick! Apparently she's not one of those mum's who when go shopping take forever. lol. She just got what she wanted and came home.
