Chinese News Claims 80% of Violent Prisoners Were Gamers

[Maniac536]

Bet they all drink milk too. It's the milk drinkers you gotta watch out for.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Chinese News Claims 80% of Violent Prisoners Were Gamers

A report by China's state-run news organization has linked online gaming to drug use, teenage pregnancy, and murder

A link between gamers and pregnacy? But that implies that many gamers must be having sex?!? I question these statistics

 

[Asehujiko]

I think we should interpret this as: "80% of the people we sent to the concentration camps for anti government blogging are the people we were looking for and 20% of those are there for no reason other then us being too lazy to get them out".

Suddenly the statistics make much more sense.

 

[tobytobetobe]

ok yes meaning that video games are popular that is it also it would only mean something if 80% of gamers were violent prisoners not the other way around stupid b*st*rds

 

[orangebandguy]

They'll probably execute them all, knowing China.

Democracy will neve..Wait, don't become Liberty Prime orange..

 

[justcallmeslow]

I wonder if online gaming makes the Chinese government lie?

 

[The Hairminator]

100% of the prisoners are humans...
LETS BAN HUMANS HURR

 

[Lullabye]

To paraphrase Charles Manson at one of his parole hearings:

"Believe me, if us gamers started murdering people... there'd be none of ya left."

[small]...maybe Charles Manson isn't the best choice to portray gamers. But I'm lazy and don't want to retype this post, so....[/small]

XD true. God knows i have enough practice with civilians in GTA.


OT: Wow, that was a close call. I was just wondering where to go on vacatrion and shanghai popped into my head. now thats off the list....

-JAPAN!-asian women
-CHINA!-asian women

Spoiler: Possible kidnapping, rape and torture

-France!-french women(not from Quebec)
-Brazil!-latina ladies
-Australia!-aussie women Michael Atkinson<Douchebag
-Russia!-like Canada, but a little bigger...

eh, my list is getting shorter..

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Now the Chinese government has said it is true can the western news agencies join our side?

 

[Jark212]

We're trusting the Chinese news now?

I know some people that will...

But I giggled when I read the title...

 

[Disaster Button]

"Socialist Restrictions"?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Actually it's a pleonasm.

A pleonasm is a term of redundancy, like the burning fire or the black darkness.

By oxymoron I meant two conflicting terms, as the act of restricting something like that is facistic in nature, which directly opposes socialism.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Are you sure about this, Lee? That's a pretty big percentage of people playing games."

"We're all just playing this one big game, called life..."

"But what about the other 20 percent of prisoners"

"Oh, they're dead. We killed them."

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Jeez, and I thought our press was bad.

I was also half hoping this would be another hilarious clip of referencing to the Onion.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Its just China trying to stop people from not conforming to the governments will by making fun look evil

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Bah, bunch of communist lies! If you ask me, gamers are the most reasonable people there is. It's the people around them that are going nuts. Our brains get some stimulation, while the rest gets stressed out brains and eventually snap. Like twigs.

 

[JaredXE]

If these people actually are gaming addicts....how the hell do they have the social connections to score drugs or meet the people for sex that contributes to this teen pregnancy problem?

 

[Pillypill]

Wasn't true when the west said it, isn't true now that the chinese have.

Besides isn't it more likely that these people were using games to escape their already fucked up lives? Rather than games fucking them up?