Shit now I'm a lacky/gaurd/assassin for the king of Albion who isn't a hero and who's sist/brother is and I'm so fucked right now :C. Plus I hate him the nut! (ps if you can't tell the game is Fable 3)
Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!
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I've been conscripted into the Covenant armada! Holy shit, they found and conquered Earth already? That shit's not supposed to happen for 250 years, and even then the Master Chief was supposed to stop them.
Well, given that typical, non-augmented humans are probably equal in combat to grunts I guess I'd be frontline cannon fodder. Which sucks balls, but give me a fuel rod cannon and don't require me to breathe methane and we might get along ok.
Well, given that typical, non-augmented humans are probably equal in combat to grunts I guess I'd be frontline cannon fodder. Which sucks balls, but give me a fuel rod cannon and don't require me to breathe methane and we might get along ok.
Well I'm playing New Vegas, and I'm not working for Cesar's Legion because they wear retarded outfits and just commit random crimes all the time like a gaggle of idiots. I'd way rather be an Enclave Hellfire trooper from Broken Steel, because they have way more awesome outfits.
Mass Effect was the last game I played. So I guess id be on Sarens crew. *Sigh* looks like im going to become a victim of some violent racism
Well I was just playing rockband 3 so... i guess i've been hired by the ridiculously hard hamer-ons in freebird on expert. What's that you say, that doesnt count? ok fine Russians/Cubans/Viet Cong in Black Ops. Oh and 12 year old kids spawn killing me.
I just got done playing Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga so I would be playing as invincible sith lords hmmm and I get to change to a different one to suit my needs? I just kicked everybody's but just now. Fear The EMPEROR!
Oh craps now i have to work that stupid drug company in DR2.. I cant even remember that name, but i can remember it sounds like a debilitating disease. Honestly i would quit, they seem way too unnecessarily evil. Unless i get to carry one of those cool ray guns and explode chuck greene's head.
I can now be controlled by some creepy Collector general and used as cannon fodder against Shepard! I just hope he leaves the incendiary ammo on the Normandy...
Great. I'm a zombie from Undead Nightmare. Hopefully my soul will still be bound to my body so I can still use guns and torches.
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That might actually kick ass.
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That might actually kick ass.
