Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[Charli]

...The Scourge? Bah I don't like undeads. Change me back. Asshaaawls.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Fuuuuuuuck now I'm a Darkspawn

 

[Wired_Head]

umm... but... I just played solitary... I have been hired by my own lack ability to see the great picture?

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!!!

 

[NiallXoldham]

Ultorcorp, and hell no

 

[Otaku13]

hmmmm just played some Batman Arkham Asylum. so now i work for the Joker. *shrugs* should be fun.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Well, it looks like I'm going to gas the USA with NOVA 6 nerve gas for the Russians.

 

[Mr Fixit]

The last game i played was Freecell so.... yeah.... whatever....

 

[repeating integers]

Well... do the Covenant recruit people?

I'm not a grunt, a jackal, a skirmisher, a drone, an elite, a brute or a hunter... I wouldn't fit in. They'd probably just crucify me or something.

So instead, I've decided that I've joined with the inhabitants of the Garden of Kadesh. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again... more times than you can imagine.

Oh My God Homeworld, it's so fantastic.

Indeed it is. Always nice to find another fan.

 

[SergeMC]

it seems i work for the mishima zaibatsu now...
it's quite nice, mr. jin kazama, our boss, actually never shows up, but prefers to stay on his throne or talk to that blonde chick all the time.
shit's gettin' serious, though, i mean... why the HELL does our good boss host an international fighting tournament when our whole world is at war? nonsensical crap, i tell you...
but hey, he is at least not as much a prick as the guys who owned this company before
(the game is, of course, tekken 6)

 

[Amphoteric]

Who are the villians of Solataire?

 

[Korzack]

umm... How the fuck do I collect a pay-check from a Tank?

Oh, right. Zombies don't get a salary. Oh, well, time to passionately savage some poor Shylock's arm off, then. heh, Arm nom nom...

 

[thethingthatlurks]

The Shadowlord from Nier. Could be worse, at least I don't have to be in the company of a hideous freak of nature, or somebody of questionable gender.

 

[Declaro]

Guess that makes me a Little Sister then, or maybe a Splicer...

 

[mew4ever23]

Well, I was playing a bit of Half Life 2 Ep 2 last night (gnome haul in progress), so that means The Combine. At least I'm not a stalker.

 

[Daverson]

Well... I guess Zombies do have aggressive employment strategies...

 

[Pungrongo]

Half-Life 2, so I get to take cover on weak, easily broken structures that are covered with explosive barrels.

 

[tris4992]

wait ... but ... there are villains in motorstorm ? I'm already running over motorcyclists with monster trucks on a daily basis. What evil things are there left to do ?

 

[Sinisterspider]

I've joined the twilights hammer? Ah well, at least my boss looks awesome

 

[Seriin]

I've joined Team Rocket. Nice, now.. do I have to supply my own Zubat/Grimer/Ratata/Koffing or are they provided for me?

 

[irani_che]

camarilla or templars
either way big conspiracy theories, and good money