Corrupt a Wish game

[Martin Toy]

Granted, but his name is completely unpronounceable and he's been dead for 300 years.

I wish I had a metal face.

 

[i don't know]

Granted, its made of gold now, and some gold miners instantly decapitate you.

I wish I had some cheese cake, That tastes delicious, can't kill me, disfigure me, rape me, can't fall off the table, and has Vitomins!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but someone else eats all of it before you can have any.

I wish for two pennies.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you shall be impotent to all women. Ever.

I wish for an owl.

I don't get what your downside is..

OT: Granted, but one's made of plastique and you blow up! Oh no's!

I wish for some plastique!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted heres some of that annoying hard plastic that Electronics are incased in

I wish I could see the good things that would happen in the future

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it duplicates instead.

I wish for a sock puppet!

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it eats your hand, then eats itself.

I wish for a warm blanket.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's made of steel wool.

I wish Link was my brother.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but Navi is your sister.

I wish I had power armor.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but it weighs a ton and you can't move while you were it

I wish no one in the WWE would get injured for the remainder of the year

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but he can only ccommunicate through stabbing you repeatetly.

I wish I had a couch with an engine.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but it pumps toxic smoke into your house that kills you

I wish I had ring side seats at Wrestlemania for me and my friends this coming year

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, you are seated next to a psyco, who pulls a gun and starts shooting, killing you first.

I wish I was a faceless mook in a sci-fi video game.

 

[Sacman]

Edit: NINJA!!!

Granted but a wrestler gets thrown into the audience crushing you and your friend...

I wish I had a wish...

 

[Dango]

Granted, but the only thing you can wish is "I wish I had a wish".

I wish I had a private ninja bodyguard.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but he only guards you in private.

I wish I had a duck.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted heres a rubber ducky with a nazi uniform and a hitler mustache

I wish I would get all the big hits coming to the xbox360 for free

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

You got the big hits for free, now you have to spend five years in jail for piracy.

I wish for a rocket chair... and a helmet

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted the rocket chair launches you into space where you slowly die and the helmet makes the quick ascent feel 10 times worse than it is

I wish the quarians would show thier faces in Mass Effect 3

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you still don't get to play the game.


I wish I had access to an orbital laser cannon that could fire indefinetly.