Corrupt a wish

[Evil Smurf]

granted. but no FUS DO RAH for you.
I wish for Iron Maiden Concert Tickets

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the tickets are old

I wish for a fairy god parents

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, but they abuse you.
I wish for more ways to say cheese

 

[shrekfan246]

Granted, you can now say the word "Cheese" in every spoken language, but it's the only word you can ever say or write.

I wish that people would stop being so angry.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, they are now all sad.
I wish that we all got along

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but then everyone becomes a hive mind O.O

I wish for immortality

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, the cost however is that tacos now taste rubbish.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hah! That's it!? It's a steal XD

And what do you want now?

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

I wish for a choco taco.

 

[Evil Smurf]

no. I just ate it.

I wish for a pet Charizard

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it flies off to rejoin the herd

I wish for a pencil

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Denied. Hes sitting in my room eating the rest of my choco taco I went and bought at my local gas station.

I wish for a pony.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it's weak and can't be ridden

I wish for a napkin

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Damn..

Granted, but it was used to wipe a baby's bottom.

I wish for bacon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it's vegetarian bacon and not the good kind either!

I wish for the meaning of life

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't know either :/

I wish for guitar skills

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted... but its not what u expected it to be.

I wish for a foot massage.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the price is absolutely ridiculous

I wish for a sword

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but it's only 5cm long.

I wish for better internet.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Spoiler

Not that kind of sword!

Granted, but you can only use Internet Explorer

I wish for telekinesis