Corrupt a wish

[Birdfalcon]

granted but its that submarine game
Edit: i wish to lose weight

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but your thyroid will get messed up and you'll gain even more weight later.
I wish for a new Ipod case.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Granted, but there's no hot water left.

I wish for a vacation.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, welcome to North Korea. Enjoy the prison as a captive.
I wish for a muffin.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, they are dark glasses which boost the power of dark attacks but are no Pokemon.
I wish for a lady friend of my own