Corrupt a wish

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the fish is still dead

I wish for a film job

 

[eye of the divine]

Granted, but you don't get paid.

I wish for a pet rat

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but it destroys your house.

I wish for chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the ice cream is all melted

I wish for a Coke

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wish for long hair again

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it's military style short!

I wish for social skills!

 

[eye of the divine]

Granted but you can only socialise in Latin.

I wish for more friends

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish for a motherfucking penguin.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it defiles everything in sight in your house!

I wish for the Walking Dead Episode Two: Starving for Help to come out

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but all your other favorite shows get cancelled in the process.

I wish Meet the Pyro came out right now instead of in 16 hours.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it turns out to be an ad for more hats

I wish for a car

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted. It repels women.
I want to attract more women

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted... but they're all freaky!!

I wish for a nice cold glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Evil Smurf]

granted, it is infected with the plague!
I wish this thread was necro'd

 

[Evil Smurf]

It is a lie, sorry.
I wish everybody would love my new avatar.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, they are from a homeless man, but they're new to you.
I wish I had a burrito.

 

[Ruedyn]

Enjoy vegan beef and cyanide.

I wish to be indestructible.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Granted but your skin will be made completely of rock, and you'll lose your sense of feeling.

I wish for a living stuffed animal.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Granted, but it's a rabid polar bear and mauls you to death.

I wish for a new PC.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but it has Windows Vista as its OS and it can't be upgraded.
I wish for a new Wii Nunchuck.