Corrupt a wish

[Evil Smurf]

granted, but you have less time for it.
I wish I had more time for games

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but you can only lift objects that weigh 1 pound and you can only move it 2.5485 inches.

I wish for world peace.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but all your loved ones shun you socially

I wish for a higher tolerance against spicy foods

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but you lose the taste for chocolate.

I wish for cheetos.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but half the bag is full of air

I wish for a comic book

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but half the pages are ripped.

I wish for a new X-box 360 controller.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the button used to connect the controller to the console is broken

I wish for a chocolate chip frappe from McDonald's

 

[Evil Smurf]

Granted, but it is torn :'(

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

@Evil Smurf Where's your wish!?

 

[kingofkumquats]

@Evil Smurf Where's your wish!?

Where's yours?

I wish for a snake.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it escaped from the zoo into your house

I wish for a trip around the world

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but you have to walk the whole way.

I wish flies didn't exist.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Granted but now the world feels the effect of a major component of the food chain being removed, resulting in billions of people starving, economies collapsing and millions of other races dying out because of your wish.
(That isn't a corruption, it would actually happen!MWAHAHAHA, i love it when things work out)

I wish I could be a superhero.

 

[Generalissimo]

granted, but everyone thinks you're a villain.

i wish for a better PC

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but the PC can't play games

I wish for pancakes

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

Granted, but they're burnt and taste like cardboard.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Granted, but it's a different type of chocolate....

I wish for money

 

[kingofkumquats]

Granted, you get 200 Kazakhstan Tenge

I wish for ice cream

 

[Evil Smurf]

how about after I ate it?
I wish for a better wish

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

how about after I ate it?
I wish for a better wish

Granted, but you're better wish is still pretty shit
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish