Corupt a wish foundation.

[Adzma]

Granted but clock happens to be 2 inches in size.
I wish for Winston Churchill to be back from the dead, so that he can rule my commonwealth country, Canada, with an iron fist and actively pursue war against Russia.

Granted, but after rising and declaring war he is decapitated by terrorists and the Russians turn you into a slave.

I wish Michael Atkinson would cease to exist.

 

[Cynimod]

I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

Congratulations, now you're stuck to the ceiling with no way down and nobody wants to help.

I wish I was infallible.

You are infallible. Humanity is jealous and murders you.

I wish that Chuck Norris was my personal trainer

granted but a triple roundhouse kick to the ear is applied when you can't do your 100th chin-up.
I wish for a lobster cage

 

[bassdrum]

Granted, but you're inside it.
I wish I was less socially incompetent.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted but clock happens to be 2 inches in size.
I wish for Winston Churchill to be back from the dead, so that he can rule my commonwealth country, Canada, with an iron fist and actively pursue war against Russia.

Granted, but after rising and declaring war he is decapitated by terrorists and the Russians turn you into a slave.

I wish Michael Atkinson would cease to exist.

Granted but Australia still acts like a ***** when it comes to banning and bashing games meant for 18+
I wish the entire state of Alaska is given to Kenya

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted but clock happens to be 2 inches in size.
I wish for Winston Churchill to be back from the dead, so that he can rule my commonwealth country, Canada, with an iron fist and actively pursue war against Russia.

Granted, but after rising and declaring war he is decapitated by terrorists and the Russians turn you into a slave.

I wish Michael Atkinson would cease to exist.

Granted but Australia still acts like a ***** when it comes to banning and bashing games meant for 18+
I wish the entire state of Alaska is given to Kenya

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

 

[nicholaxxx]

Granted but clock happens to be 2 inches in size.
I wish for Winston Churchill to be back from the dead, so that he can rule my commonwealth country, Canada, with an iron fist and actively pursue war against Russia.

Granted, but after rising and declaring war he is decapitated by terrorists and the Russians turn you into a slave.

I wish Michael Atkinson would cease to exist.

Granted but Australia still acts like a ***** when it comes to banning and bashing games meant for 18+
I wish the entire state of Alaska is given to Kenya

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

it flys infront of a car

I wish for women. lots and lots of women.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.
[small]Gorram, you people are fast.[/small]

 

[Cynimod]

Granted! But u will still feel less socially imcompetent!

I wish for full control of weather!

granted but you're broke and out of patience. Can't have one thing without the other

I wish the cold war was back on.

 

[evilninja60]

granted but its such a cold war everyone dies

i wish for a lightsaber

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.
[small]Gorram, you people are fast.[/small]

Granted. The main ingredient is anthrax.

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted. The cheese is moldy and the meat is rancid.
I wish I had the ability to manipulate matter.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.

[small]Gorram, you people are fast.[/small]

Granted, but it's a stale vegetarian one
I wish for a knife that can't cut

 

[Cynimod]

granted but its such a cold war everyone dies

i wish for a lightsaber

Granted, but George Lucas sues you

I wish the Transformer movie series rewinds itself and boots Micheal Bay and Shia Lebouf for someone else.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.

[small]Gorram, you people are fast.[/small]

Granted, but it's a stale vegetarian one
I wish for a knife that can't cut

granted, you fall and stab yourself with it

I wish to be 2 inches taller

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Granted, but it's taken from your dick.

I wish to travel the universe for the rest of its existence.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the Kenyans run away really fast leaving Alaska as its own independent nation, and the same group that elected Sarah Palin start a LGBT holocaust.

I wish that my dog could fly

Granted, but he does so through the power of extreme flatulence, and he doesn't want to leave home.

I wish I had a taco.

[small]Gorram, you people are fast.[/small]

Granted, but it's a stale vegetarian one
I wish for a knife that can't cut

granted, you fall and stab yourself with it

I wish to be 2 inches taller

granted, but platform shoes aren't cheap
I wish for a nice bottle of laudanum

 

[sorakingofdarkness]

@mexicola

Wish granted, but it clashes with the strict anti-lasergun laws established in 1776 by Neil Patrick Harrison, which took affect across all of Narnia.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but the pony hates you. I wish for a red ballon. (ha, the worst you can do is pop it!)

wish granted but you have to eat the ballon and each time you eat it another 99 red ballons appear oh and as your eating them they get lodged in your throat and you die

I wish I chould summon any game character and make them follow my command

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but it's taken from your dick.

I wish to travel the universe for the rest of its existence.

Granted but your air miles only covers up to the fucking stratosphere in this world...so much for travel.

I still wish for that bottle of Laudanum

 

[SirDerick]

I still wish for that bottle of Laudanum

Granted, but I peed in it.

I wish the person posting below me is an ass.