Corupt a wish foundation.

[Cynimod]

I still wish for that bottle of Laudanum

Granted, but I peed in it.

I wish the person posting below me is an ass.

granted but the person posting above me is still a douche for pissing in my laudanum.
I wish for a Mcdonalds VS Burgerking movie to be made

 

[Littlee300]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

 

[Lawllerskater]

Wish granted, but you're dead. Therefore you can do nothing with the cookies.
I wish to die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell.

 

[Cynimod]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

Granted but you're bulimic. Giving a new term to "tossing your cookies"
I'm still wishing for McDonalds vs BurgerKing slasher movie to be made

 

[Jajarra]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

Granted, but it is the blandest cookie ever made.

I wish for the ability to cook any dish to utter perfection.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

Granted but they're burnt.

I wish I could control my emotions with a remote.


Edit: DAMN IT!

 

[Jajarra]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

Granted but they're burnt.

I wish I could control my emotions with a remote.

Granted but the batteries are dead and you're stuck in 'hysteria' mode.

I still wish for cooking prowess.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

To bad in mass effect two, 7 of your characters died at last mission butchering mass effect 3.

I wish for the posters below me mom. I wish for cookies. (and don't put drugs in it person below me)

Granted but they're burnt.

I wish I could control my emotions with a remote.

Granted but the batteries are dead and you're stuck in 'hysteria' mode.

I still wish for cooking prowess.

Granted but everyone has lost their taste.

I wish for dancing prowess.

 

[sorakingofdarkness]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

 

[Cynimod]

Wish granted, but you're dead. Therefore you can do nothing with the cookies.
I wish to die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell.

Granted but because you're lying about it, you're thrown to the eighth circle of Hell for fraud
I changed my mind, I wished a McDonalds vs BurgerKing slasher movie, with Tom Savini in charge of the gore affects.

 

[adledog]

Granted but you're bulimic. Giving a new term to "tossing your cookies"
I'm still wishing for McDonalds vs BurgerKing slasher movie to be made

Granted, but it's McDonalds vs Burger King vs Twilight. And Twilight wins. And its directed by Uwe Boll.
And I wish that Aliens vs Predator was better.

Edit: And Tom Savini is in charge of the gore, but nobody dies by getting stabbed or anything. They just have heart attacks due to high cholesterol.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted but he never shut's up.
I wish i could have a tarantulia that could dance.

Granted but everyone has lost their taste.

I wish for dancing prowess.


Granted but you lose to the Tarantula in a competion

I wished Uwe Boll Died

 

[Lawllerskater]

Granted but you're bulimic. Giving a new term to "tossing your cookies"
I'm still wishing for McDonalds vs BurgerKing slasher movie to be made

Granted, but it's McDonalds vs Burger King vs Twilight. And Twilight wins. And its directed by Uwe Boll.
And I wish that Aliens vs Predator was better.

Edit: And Tom Savini is in charge of the gore, but nobody dies by getting stabbed or anything. They just have heart attacks due to high cholesterol.

Granted, but it is now a male-on-male pr0no, and you like it better because you are now homosexual.

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted but you're bulimic. Giving a new term to "tossing your cookies"
I'm still wishing for McDonalds vs BurgerKing slasher movie to be made

Granted, but it's McDonalds vs Burger King vs Twilight. And Twilight wins. And its directed by Uwe Boll.
And I wish that Aliens vs Predator was better.

Edit: And Tom Savini is in charge of the gore, but nobody dies by getting stabbed or anything. They just have heart attacks due to high cholesterol.

Granted, but it is now a male-on-male pr0no, and you like it better because you are now homosexual.

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

Granted but you must pay $20.00 per word to see
I wish the republican party just dies.

 

[the1ultimate]

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

Granted. You've become a bad emo stereotype!

Terrible is unexpected and thus corrupted. Actually, don't get me started on whether you were expecting something bad or not.

I wish for infinite free energy.

 

[Jajarra]

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

Granted. You've become a bad emo stereotype!

Perhaps if terrible is unexpected and thus corrupted.

I wish for infinite free energy.

Granted, you explode from the overload and scientists are unable to harness the residual energies. You died for naught.

I wish I could learn any skill simply by touching the related tools.

 

[Cynimod]

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

Granted. You've become a bad emo stereotype!

Perhaps if terrible is unexpected and thus corrupted.

I wish for infinite free energy.

granted but the government still makes bullshit up to tax you for that energy.
I wish people can fly on a 100 feet paper airplane

 

[Cynimod]

I wish for a terrible and/or unexpected outcome from this wish.

Granted. You've become a bad emo stereotype!

Perhaps if terrible is unexpected and thus corrupted.

I wish for infinite free energy.

Granted, you explode from the overload and scientists are unable to harness the residual energies. You died for naught.

I wish I could learn any skill simply by touching the related tools.

granted but you touched the wrong side of running chainsaw...
I wish scientology would just give up

 

[mahtehthew]

Wish granted, but you're dead. Therefore you can do nothing with the cookies.
I wish to die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell.

you will die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell

I wish for complete control of matter

 

[Cynimod]

Wish granted, but you're dead. Therefore you can do nothing with the cookies.
I wish to die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell.

you will die in a terrible way, and be forevermore punished in the damnation pits of hell I wish for complete control of matter

Granted but the world's smartest man still out-tricked you into banishing yourself to Mars...bummer
Still wish scientology gave up