Corupt a wish foundation.

[PrimoThePro]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

 

[Cynimod]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

granted but you immediately regret the fact you read your father and mother's mind at the same time
I still wish that people can fly in a 100 feet long paper airplane

 

[mahtehthew]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

 

[thepopeofatheism]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

Granted, but they're all locked in cabinets and you lost the keys.

 

[Jajarra]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

granted but you immediately regret the fact you read your father and mother's mind at the same time
I still wish that people can fly in a 100 feet long paper airplane

Granted, but it's raining all the time, and the paper isn't waterproofed in any way.

I wish for the ability to stop and resume time at will.

 

[PrimoThePro]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

regardless of ninja: granted, but all of them are scratched. and badly. you can only play the intro of each, and then it just breaks. except for ET the Extra Terrestial.
I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date.

 

[SirDerick]

I still wish for that bottle of Laudanum

Granted, but I peed in it.

I wish the person posting below me is an ass.

granted but the person posting above me is still a douche for pissing in my laudanum.

Would have been awesome if someone posted in between.

 

[Cynimod]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

regardless of ninja: granted, but all of them are scratched. and badly. you can only play the intro of each, and then it just breaks. except for ET the Extra Terrestial.
I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date.

Granted but Australia still takes the piss when it comes to Video games target 18+
I wish Cowboy Bebop was not being made into a Live-action movie.

 

[Robert632]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

regardless of ninja: granted, but all of them are scratched. and badly. you can only play the intro of each, and then it just breaks. except for ET the Extra Terrestial.
I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date.

Granted, but all gaming consoles/computers are made of C4 that goes off when you put any game in them.

I wish for fanboys to all mysteriously vanish.

 

[mahtehthew]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

granted but you immediately regret the fact you read your father and mother's mind at the same time
I still wish that people can fly in a 100 feet long paper airplane

when the people get to a high altitude they die along with you

I wish for the person who corrupts my wish to go into a deep coma

 

[pwnzerstick]

I wish for an indistructable Alienware m17x that always works.

 

[Cynimod]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

granted but you immediately regret the fact you read your father and mother's mind at the same time
I still wish that people can fly in a 100 feet long paper airplane

when the people get to a high altitude they die along with you


I wish for the person who corrupts my wish to go into a deep coma

I wish people stop finding lolcats funny

Granted but you're the one who is stuck paying for my medical bills...and it's a high one

 

[balanovich]

"I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date."
Granted, but none of them are VIDEO games, video games don't even exist anymore!
(hope you like playing cards )
I wish to be able to turn on any woman I want.

 

[Souplex]

Granted, but you are trapped on a desert island with ugly chicks!
I wish for pants.

 

[Jajarra]

Granted, every woman you want now has an on/off switch on her back. Too bad she's a cold unfeeling robot.

Still wish for time powers.

[Ninja] Granted, but they are three sizes too small.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you are trapped on a desert island with ugly chicks!
I wish for pants.

Granted but too bad they itch something fierce.
I wish my neighborhood inside a hill

 

[PrimoThePro]

granted but the cookies are made out of remote mines and as you eat them I blow you the hell up for the fun of it

I wish for the power to summon video game characters to do whatever i want them to do

granted but their main target is your legs.
I wish i could read peoples minds at will!

whenever you read minds you have to go through all of their horrible experiences

I wish for every game in existence neatly arranged with the consoles to with them

EDIT: damn it ninj'd

regardless of ninja: granted, but all of them are scratched. and badly. you can only play the intro of each, and then it just breaks. except for ET the Extra Terrestial.
I wish every game from now on was always really good and affordable and came out at a reasonable date.

Granted but Australia still takes the piss when it comes to Video games target 18+
I wish Cowboy Bebop was not being made into a Live-action movie.

granted but... nevermind. your right. i dont have the heart to corrupt this.
i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind.

 

[balanovich]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

 

[Cynimod]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

granted but too bad there can only be one.....
I wish for a nuclear power jetpack

 

[Jajarra]

"i wish bleach fillers would stop, now that ive got anime on my mind."
granted, but the only way for that to happen is if they stop making them forever!
I wish to be immortal.

Granted, after a few hundred years, you become so bored with life you want to kill yourself, and can't. Alternatively, you live forever, but age normally, take your pick.

I wish for the worlds most delicious donut.