Corupt a wish foundation.

[Robert632]

Damn ninja...

Granted, but it is so good you can't eat anything else ever, so you die of starvation

I wish for a sandwitch.

 

[Jajarra]

Granted, the sandwich is filled with terrible, unspeakable things.

I also wish for the perfect cup of coffee to go with that donut.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you get thrown into the bottom of the ocean in a safe.

I wish for I didn't have the magic power of breaking glass cups by barely touching them.

Granted but now you break everything else.

I also wish for the perfect cup of coffee to go with that donut.

granted but that perfect cup of coffee contains the ingredients made from cat poop (look it up!)
I changed my mind...I wish that there were Nazi-ninjas fighting robotic cowboys while facing space vikings

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the universe implodes from how epic that would be.

I wish for Aktinson to step down from his position of power.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the universe implodes from how epic that would be.

I wish for Aktinson to step down from his position of power.

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

 

[Kingemoney]

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

Granted, but the water used to power the Slip N Slides would cause fresh water supplies across the globe to be reduced to near drought levels, causing World War 3, which would be fought between the U.S., China and EU over the countries with the most fresh water.

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

 

[Regiment]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, only to be replaced by someone worst, a crazy religio-fundamentalist conservative mum.
I wish everybody went work using slip and slides.

Granted, but the water used to power the Slip N Slides would cause fresh water supplies across the globe to be reduced to near drought levels, causing World War 3, which would be fought between the U.S., China and EU over the countries with the most fresh water.

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

granted but now people make god-awful movies based off your books starring no-talent pretty androgynous teens...hope you're happy now!!!!

I wish this was the Victorian era

 

[Jajarra]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

Granted, but only so long as you stay off the road.

I wish I could juggle.

 

[Robert632]

I wish I could make a living for the rest of my life as a fiction writer.

Granted, but your fiction developes a rabid anti- fan following that makes you and your books into laughingstocks nobody would admit to reading.

I wish everyone on the road drove perfectly.

Granted, but only so long as you stay off the road.

I wish I could juggle.

Granted, but you can only juggle when no one is looking, and all recording devices can't record you juggling.

I wish my feet were like a gorrila's.

 

[Roboto]

wish granted but you have to eat the ballon and each time you eat it another 99 red ballons appear oh and as your eating them they get lodged in your throat and you die

I wish I chould summon any game character and make them follow my command

You summoned Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem: Forever, and he never appeared in a fateful and unexpected twist. Your wish is put on hold indefinitely until he shows up.

I wish for less sideboob.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, but the Emmys will be less exciting

I wish for Sands of Time

 

[Cynimod]

wish granted but you have to eat the ballon and each time you eat it another 99 red ballons appear oh and as your eating them they get lodged in your throat and you die

I wish I chould summon any game character and make them follow my command

You summoned Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem: Forever, and he never appeared in a fateful and unexpected twist. Your wish is put on hold indefinitely until he shows up.

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, now you have to contend with more dry humor and bad acting in the scenes where there are meant be sideboobs.

I wish for a different country to be shipped out to finish the Korean War.

 

[Cynimod]

I wish for less sideboob.

Granted, but the Emmys will be less exciting

I wish for Sands of Time

Granted but now you have to deal with Jake Gyllenhaal mediocre acting as the prince

Now that I think about it, I wish that there was a bullet train route that runs through an expensive antiques store.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Now that I think about it, I wish that there was a bullet train route that runs through an expensive antiques store.

Granted, but your Mum was shopping in there

I wish I had an Aston Martin

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

I wish I had an Aston Martin

well, there ya go! - but one night you're on a date with an hot girl and you accidentally press the button to activate the "emergency ejection seat" and she flies into a wall.

i wish for a random guy named Martin

 

[Sleekgiant]

i wish for a random guy named Martin

Here you go but he's slightly unstable and will definitely stab you

 

[Sleekgiant]

I wish for a sexy avatar

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

I wish for a sexy avatar

well, here it is...

Spoiler

- not what you hoped for huh? >

i wish that i can't talk, but i can shout/scream when i attack and i am the hero of a land where everybody stands still and doesn't care if you break their bottles and jars.

 

[Toriver]

Granted, but the same goes for you - you stand still too. So you can neither talk nor walk.

I wish I could be a kid again.