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Souplex

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Granted, but then I move on to Suplex you.
I wish I knew when someone was about to attempt to do me harm so I could take Pre-emptive revenge.
 

Cynimod

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Souplex said:
Granted, but then I move on to Suplex you.
I wish I knew when someone was about to attempt to do me harm so I could take Pre-emptive revenge.
Granted but because no-one knows what the fuck was really going on, you are charge for assault.

I wish for George Lucas would get back into serious directing and make a new original franchise.
 

Rah-Gashapon

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May 6, 2009
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Granted, the series fails and George Lucas falls off a huge building, bonks his head, and goes comatose for 20 years.

I wish i had a healthy golden retriever.
 

Polarix

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Rah-Gashapon said:
Granted, the series fails and George Lucas falls off a huge building, bonks his head, and goes comatose for 20 years.

I wish i had a healthy golden retriever.
Granted, but the Golden Retriever is viscious and wants to tear you to shreds.

I wish had the cheeseburger that I'm getting for dinner right now so I could devour it with my Titanium Spork of the Gods.
 

Roboto

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Polarix said:
Granted, but the Golden Retriever is viscious and wants to tear you to shreds.

I wish had the cheeseburger that I'm getting for dinner right now so I could devour it with my Titanium Spork of the Gods.
Granted, but rather than stabbing your tongue out with the sporky end as you would expect, you get a tine caught in between the gap in your teeth and filling of said tooth, creating an unbreakable magnetic field of such strength that you are now known in a mockery to all your prior friends as Sporkler the Wonder Jaw.

Brucie 129 said:
I wish I had a wish that coudn't be corupted.
Granted, but you are given the expansion pack to LucasArts' critically acclaimed Star Wars: Empire at War.

I wish for lotsa' spaghetti!
 

Rah-Gashapon

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May 6, 2009
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Granted, but you have to eat it all in 2 min as part of a contest. If you don't, you get launched to see if man could get to mars.

I wish I could control the weather when ever a want to.
 

2012 Wont Happen

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Rah-Gashapon said:
Granted, but you have to eat it all in 2 min as part of a contest. If you don't, you get launched to see if man could get to mars.

I wish I could control the weather when ever a want to.
Granted, Osama Bin Ladin takes you hostage to use as his secret weapon!

I wish I had a dog with a saddle (cookie for reference)
 

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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Granted, however the dog was attacked by Cujo and there has an extreme case of rabies and he bites you viciously.


I wish i was related to Captain Spaulding
 

Roboto

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SnootyEnglishman said:
Granted, however the dog was attacked by Cujo and there has an extreme case of rabies and he bites you viciously.


I wish i was related to Captain Spaulding
Granted, but he is old and comatose and cannot relay his epic adventures to you as his only grandson, leaving you unable to take advantage of this optimum opportunity. His stories die with him and wikipedia, and it is all your fault. You still have to clean his bunions.

I wish for a freak Godzilla attack underground in Afghanistan, in which I am not involved.
 

Nestor Hrin

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Roboto said:
Granted, but he is old and comatose and cannot relay his epic adventures to you as his only grandson, leaving you unable to take advantage of this optimum opportunity. His stories die with him and wikipedia, and it is all your fault. You still have to clean his bunions.

I wish for a freak Godzilla attack underground in Afghanistan, in which I am not involved.
Granted, but Mothra comes to your place instead.

I wish Windows didn't epic fail.
 

Gilhelmi

The One Who Protects
Oct 22, 2009
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Granted but your Xbox RRD'd on you and all the stores are sold out

I Wish for a puppy
 

TheIr0nMike

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Mar 3, 2008
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Both granted, you have a puppy that immediately runs away, never to be found.

I wish for the next poster finds love.
 

Rah-Gashapon

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Granted, you have to replace the chair that you think is comfortable, but is actually very un-comfortable

I wish for the ability to fly, and i know where to fly and where not to.