Granted but because no-one knows what the fuck was really going on, you are charge for assault.Souplex said:Granted, but then I move on to Suplex you.
I wish I knew when someone was about to attempt to do me harm so I could take Pre-emptive revenge.
Granted, but the Golden Retriever is viscious and wants to tear you to shreds.Rah-Gashapon said:Granted, the series fails and George Lucas falls off a huge building, bonks his head, and goes comatose for 20 years.
I wish i had a healthy golden retriever.
Granted, but rather than stabbing your tongue out with the sporky end as you would expect, you get a tine caught in between the gap in your teeth and filling of said tooth, creating an unbreakable magnetic field of such strength that you are now known in a mockery to all your prior friends as Sporkler the Wonder Jaw.Polarix said:Granted, but the Golden Retriever is viscious and wants to tear you to shreds.
I wish had the cheeseburger that I'm getting for dinner right now so I could devour it with my Titanium Spork of the Gods.
Granted, but you are given the expansion pack to LucasArts' critically acclaimed Star Wars: Empire at War.Brucie 129 said:I wish I had a wish that coudn't be corupted.
Granted, Osama Bin Ladin takes you hostage to use as his secret weapon!Rah-Gashapon said:Granted, but you have to eat it all in 2 min as part of a contest. If you don't, you get launched to see if man could get to mars.
I wish I could control the weather when ever a want to.
Granted, but he is old and comatose and cannot relay his epic adventures to you as his only grandson, leaving you unable to take advantage of this optimum opportunity. His stories die with him and wikipedia, and it is all your fault. You still have to clean his bunions.SnootyEnglishman said:Granted, however the dog was attacked by Cujo and there has an extreme case of rabies and he bites you viciously.
I wish i was related to Captain Spaulding
Granted, but Mothra comes to your place instead.Roboto said:Granted, but he is old and comatose and cannot relay his epic adventures to you as his only grandson, leaving you unable to take advantage of this optimum opportunity. His stories die with him and wikipedia, and it is all your fault. You still have to clean his bunions.
I wish for a freak Godzilla attack underground in Afghanistan, in which I am not involved.